Alexander Pan
@alexanderpan.bsky.social
Writes about movies at https://panoramafilmthoughts.substack.com/ | Former journalist and media person | Is very annoying about F1 | Talks about politics on occasion
Welp, maybe not.
Calling it now: At least 5 red flags in qualy for the Las Vegas GP.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Welp, maybe not.
Calling it now: At least 5 red flags in qualy for the Las Vegas GP.
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Calling it now: At least 5 red flags in qualy for the Las Vegas GP.
Please permanently replace Danica Patrick with Bernie Collins every race from now on, Sky Sports F1. Bernie is sooooo much better and actually has stuff of substance to say.
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Please permanently replace Danica Patrick with Bernie Collins every race from now on, Sky Sports F1. Bernie is sooooo much better and actually has stuff of substance to say.
Sky Sport F1's coverage this weekend is going to be utterly insufferable and have absolutely nothing of substance.
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sky Sport F1's coverage this weekend is going to be utterly insufferable and have absolutely nothing of substance.
Well, PTA's gone and made a modern masterpiece... again.
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One Battle After Another
Thank you, Sensei, thank you! Goddamn it, viva la revolution (to this movie)!
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September 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Well, PTA's gone and made a modern masterpiece... again.
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I believe that's also Oscar's first crash in a session since... Zandvoort 2023?
September 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I believe that's also Oscar's first crash in a session since... Zandvoort 2023?
I believe that's a record for the number of red flags (6) thrown up in a qualifying session.
September 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I believe that's a record for the number of red flags (6) thrown up in a qualifying session.
Say the line, Charles....
September 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Say the line, Charles....
The way America just keeps telling on itself over the past 24 hours... rock bottom has become nothing more than a hypothetical concept at this point.
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The way America just keeps telling on itself over the past 24 hours... rock bottom has become nothing more than a hypothetical concept at this point.
@aftermath.site summed it up pretty nicely about the whole Charlie Kirk thing. He is not someone worth wasting headline space or brain space thinking about.
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OK, But You Do Know You’re Eulogizing Charlie Kirk, Right? - Aftermath
Conspicuously, eulogies of Charlie Kirk from mainstream media neglect to quote Charlie Kirk. So here's Charlie Kirk in his own words.
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September 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@aftermath.site summed it up pretty nicely about the whole Charlie Kirk thing. He is not someone worth wasting headline space or brain space thinking about.
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Austin Butler somehow making pathetic palatable and Aronofsky going conventional? Somehow it works (mostly).
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Caught Stealing
I like cats... and this movie.
panoramafilmthoughts.substack.com
August 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Austin Butler somehow making pathetic palatable and Aronofsky going conventional? Somehow it works (mostly).
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Bang.
Weapons
I...I just want to say how very sorry I am for loving this movie...
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August 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bang.
With Superman doing stupid good box office numbers, feels like a good time to shamelessly plug my Superman review on my movie Substack. James Gunn has done it again.
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Superman
Super...man... he's not a man. He's an it, that's somehow become the focal point of the entire world's conversation. I will... accept that because this movie is... good.
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July 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
With Superman doing stupid good box office numbers, feels like a good time to shamelessly plug my Superman review on my movie Substack. James Gunn has done it again.
panoramafilmthoughts.substack.com/p/superman
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They were so preoccupied whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should because they definitely should've left this alone.
Jurrassic World Rebirth
None of what you will watch is good.
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July 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
They were so preoccupied whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should because they definitely should've left this alone.
If I wanted to watch F1 racing with boring characters, made up storylines, unrealistic depictions of the sport, and Guenther Steiner hamming it up, I'd just watch Drive to Survive.
F1: The Movie
We need to build our car for combat... and much better movie for said fictional car to race in.
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June 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If I wanted to watch F1 racing with boring characters, made up storylines, unrealistic depictions of the sport, and Guenther Steiner hamming it up, I'd just watch Drive to Survive.
One of the year's best.
28 Years Later
Don't try-try-try-try-to think of something different/Oh-my-god-keep-me from going lunatic about this movie!
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June 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
One of the year's best.
Wonder how the Argentinian fans will process Colapinto's latest shunt. Time to blame the barrier 🤷
May 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Wonder how the Argentinian fans will process Colapinto's latest shunt. Time to blame the barrier 🤷
Ratatouille is perhaps Pixar's best - and certainly its most rewatchable movie.
Ratatouille
Anyone can rewatch this movie.
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May 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ratatouille is perhaps Pixar's best - and certainly its most rewatchable movie.
Hoo boy. By constantly talking about "who uploaded the 'cheating' videos" instead of, you know, directly addressing the issue at hand with a proper argument, Willstrop and the hosts basically told on themselves there. Olympic level mental gymnastics here. Utterly disappointing.
SquashTV & James Willstrop react to the Asal Cheating Videos
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May 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hoo boy. By constantly talking about "who uploaded the 'cheating' videos" instead of, you know, directly addressing the issue at hand with a proper argument, Willstrop and the hosts basically told on themselves there. Olympic level mental gymnastics here. Utterly disappointing.
Not sure who I feel worse for this race weekend, Jenson Button having to hard carry the punditry this weekend because Danica Patrick is still inexplicably on Sky F1 or the Ferrari strategy team.
May 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not sure who I feel worse for this race weekend, Jenson Button having to hard carry the punditry this weekend because Danica Patrick is still inexplicably on Sky F1 or the Ferrari strategy team.
Sky Sports F1 continuing to have Danica Patrick on the panel while the likes of Damon Hill get sacked is certainly a choice.
May 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sky Sports F1 continuing to have Danica Patrick on the panel while the likes of Damon Hill get sacked is certainly a choice.
Canada and Australia did their part this week, bravo for not dropping the ball.
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Canada and Australia did their part this week, bravo for not dropping the ball.
I had many thoughts about Thunderbolts*, not many of them were good. But at least it's much better than Deadpool & Wolverine and Captain America: Brave New World.
Thunderbolts*
The past doesn't go away. So you can either live with it forever, or rehash it for another, less satisfying go
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April 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I had many thoughts about Thunderbolts*, not many of them were good. But at least it's much better than Deadpool & Wolverine and Captain America: Brave New World.