alexandermat.bsky.social
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He suddenly got up on the middle of the meeting went to look out of the window and said wow while the execs all stared.
January 10, 2026 at 11:36 AM
… NOW it feels like Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Computer enhance
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
YES! This! If even one person left a pannacotta that good someone else is going can I eat that
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Finally! Get that shit out there
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ah national security reasons. Makes sense. They ship them with little spies inside the kitchen units
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That’s your mum that is
September 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The new theme music is so much worse
August 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Did anyone ask him how the fuck someone in such apparent mental decline nailed the state of the union and was widely praised
August 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
As very divorced man who was radicalised by being lonely into thinking that fascism is just good sense I’ve been looking for a political home.
July 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You can’t bring your cube of uranium and your cube of water with you to summer camp, Malcolm
June 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Innocent times
June 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Jeez this is amazing.
June 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wow really shows how behind American book design is.
June 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
No I got it. I can’t make a joke without googling to make sure there’s not some obscure fact from the 1920s that contradicts it. Thanks for the help
May 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“You people” what people?? have you thought of just being light hearted about stuff and letting it go. Come on.
May 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM