alexandermat.bsky.social
@alexandermat.bsky.social
Don’t be sad, son, but Santa has to go back in coffin for a year now.

The elves cry as they nail him in and solemnly rebury him
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
In Wuthering Heights Heathcliff
And Catherine arrange to meet but each hilariously goes to the other’s house and then Catherine swims about in a swimming pool
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Cool cool, the richest Nazi in the world has built a white supremacist encyclopaedia. Totally not one of the most insidious things to have ever existed www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
White nationalist talking points and racial pseudoscience: welcome to Elon Musk’s Grokipedia
World’s richest person wanted to ‘purge’ propaganda from Wikipedia, so he created a compendium of racist disinformation
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think Wagyu is a good name for a dog
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sleek modern design
September 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Incredible breakthrough. I have combined yep with yes to create yesp
August 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Should I waste my evening with reading it or should I make the most of it by watching tv
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
July 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@teamlabouruk.bsky.social what happened to this?
May 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The plane is so funny. Qatar bought two luxury planes and they cost so much to maintain they have been trying to sell them since 2020. They managed to offload one to Erdogan and now they have found a rube in Trump to take the slightly worse one. And by accepting it he has been destroyed by everyone
May 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So worth listening to. Where Malcolm Gladwell revisits the Tipping Point and in particular ‘broken windows’ and explains why he was wrong. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/r...
The Tipping Point Revisited: Broken Windows
Podcast Episode · Revisionist History · S12 E5 · 31m
podcasts.apple.com
May 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When they don’t give Bezos the space contracts I will be laughing
April 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Ok
April 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
So let’s get this straight. A person born biologically male who transitioned and now looks like, behaves like and identifies as a woman must go into the men’s toilet. And a man who looks like a man who says they were born as a biological female can just go into a women’s toilet. Seems totally safe.
April 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Lovely from viz comic
April 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social I don’t think I’ve ever heard mentioned one kind of big thing that happened during Trump’s first term that meant Putin waited to invade Ukraine.
April 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
In a show of strength I have decided to run away from this fight that I started - for 90 days. Thank you for your attention in this matter
April 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trump should wash his hands of Pete Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I think the funniest thing is that in Batman Begins little Bruce is petrified of bats so his parents take him to see fucking Die Fledermaus! He shits himself so they leave early by the side exist and get shot. This entire Batman situation could have been avoided through better parenting.
March 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Every depiction of what inner city secondary schools in the UK are actually like are bad. Except the one in Adolescence.
As an ex-teacher it gave me PTSD flashbacks
March 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Been up for nights wondering if large eggs come from bigass chickens or from the same chickens as small eggs, but they’re just going for it
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Waving a chainsaw around in front of a jubilant crowd after you fire people is one of the most crass, sickening things I have ever seen. People’s lives are being destroyed. These are monsters
February 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Who’s your dream dinner party guest list?

Mine is I don’t want to have a dinner party with actual people and have to make food and can I just watch tv on my own please
February 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM