Alexander Gouletas
@alexandergouletas.bsky.social
Art person. Food person. Hire me to direct your next photo shoot.
Reposted by Alexander Gouletas
nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
“Save the 30 dolls”
-a lib probably
-a lib probably
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“Save the 30 dolls”
-a lib probably
-a lib probably
Cyberexecutive juxtaposition narrative storytelling journey mood with timeless cinematic perspective bokeh light-and-shadow composition is @alexandergouletas.bsky.social’s unfiltered emotive chiaroscuro vision perspective
Also he has an 8x10 Polaroid camera
Also he has an 8x10 Polaroid camera
March 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Mark my yap..”
February 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Mark my yap..”
Go pick up a February issue of Vogue Greece and check out some work by yours truly.
January 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Go pick up a February issue of Vogue Greece and check out some work by yours truly.
[thick French accent]
“You are…
How you say?
Creatively bankrupt”
“You are…
How you say?
Creatively bankrupt”
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
[thick French accent]
“You are…
How you say?
Creatively bankrupt”
“You are…
How you say?
Creatively bankrupt”
I like to be busy
I am busy to be liked
I am busy to be liked
January 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I like to be busy
I am busy to be liked
I am busy to be liked
Toxic masculinity is such beta behavior.
My dad didn’t talk to me so now I seek male attention
Grow up
My dad didn’t talk to me so now I seek male attention
Grow up
December 23, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Toxic masculinity is such beta behavior.
My dad didn’t talk to me so now I seek male attention
Grow up
My dad didn’t talk to me so now I seek male attention
Grow up
Embarrassing that we let introverts have an entire season… truly ridiculous.
December 14, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Embarrassing that we let introverts have an entire season… truly ridiculous.
Men will dedicate 20 years to a comedy career, get a Netflix special, only to deliver a sweaty bumbling joke about hitting women,
bomb
And keep it in the edit
Instead of going to therapy
bomb
And keep it in the edit
Instead of going to therapy
December 8, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Men will dedicate 20 years to a comedy career, get a Netflix special, only to deliver a sweaty bumbling joke about hitting women,
bomb
And keep it in the edit
Instead of going to therapy
bomb
And keep it in the edit
Instead of going to therapy
Chief executed officer
December 6, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Chief executed officer
My wife when my elderly disabled dog barks at the pure bred Dalmatian walking toward us: “Oh my god, I. AM. SO. SORRY!”
Me:
“You heard him, roll on”
Me:
“You heard him, roll on”
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM
My wife when my elderly disabled dog barks at the pure bred Dalmatian walking toward us: “Oh my god, I. AM. SO. SORRY!”
Me:
“You heard him, roll on”
Me:
“You heard him, roll on”
It should be really easy to find the murder. Just make a list of anyone that was wronged by UnitedHealthcare.
December 4, 2024 at 10:35 PM
It should be really easy to find the murder. Just make a list of anyone that was wronged by UnitedHealthcare.
“Gah! So self indulgent!”
I say aloud to no one
Reading theory translated from it’s original French so that I might better understand it
I say aloud to no one
Reading theory translated from it’s original French so that I might better understand it
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 PM
“Gah! So self indulgent!”
I say aloud to no one
Reading theory translated from it’s original French so that I might better understand it
I say aloud to no one
Reading theory translated from it’s original French so that I might better understand it
“💀”
- the author
- the author
November 27, 2024 at 6:13 PM
“💀”
- the author
- the author
Today I achieved a lifelong dream of eating hot chip in a grow house.
November 26, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Today I achieved a lifelong dream of eating hot chip in a grow house.
Listening to podcasts is like:
So here’s the arguments against Lawrence of Arabia’s gang rape.
Ad break
“Mom let’s stop for hot chocolate!”
@iwriteok.bsky.social
So here’s the arguments against Lawrence of Arabia’s gang rape.
Ad break
“Mom let’s stop for hot chocolate!”
@iwriteok.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Listening to podcasts is like:
So here’s the arguments against Lawrence of Arabia’s gang rape.
Ad break
“Mom let’s stop for hot chocolate!”
@iwriteok.bsky.social
So here’s the arguments against Lawrence of Arabia’s gang rape.
Ad break
“Mom let’s stop for hot chocolate!”
@iwriteok.bsky.social
@milesofgray.bsky.social this year I’m doing a shrimp étouffée, which auto correct said was F250, with a corn bread topping sort of like a pot pie. This makes the pescatarians in the crowd happy.
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
@milesofgray.bsky.social this year I’m doing a shrimp étouffée, which auto correct said was F250, with a corn bread topping sort of like a pot pie. This makes the pescatarians in the crowd happy.
The Substance is a movie where two beautiful women change places for and hour and a half
November 20, 2024 at 11:15 PM
The Substance is a movie where two beautiful women change places for and hour and a half
Alright it’s been a week. Let’s get weird on this app
November 20, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Alright it’s been a week. Let’s get weird on this app
Did we all just collectively forget that spectacle is at the very least supposed to be exciting
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Did we all just collectively forget that spectacle is at the very least supposed to be exciting
Long day, sitting down on the couch with my sprouted rye from Publican Quality Bread and watching a stream of Cirque du Soleil on Prime.
What are you guys up to?
What are you guys up to?
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Long day, sitting down on the couch with my sprouted rye from Publican Quality Bread and watching a stream of Cirque du Soleil on Prime.
What are you guys up to?
What are you guys up to?
App? More like yap
November 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
App? More like yap
In photo vogue today 👁️
November 11, 2024 at 1:55 PM
In photo vogue today 👁️
Uh … hello, is anyone there ?
November 11, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Uh … hello, is anyone there ?