Johnny Xmas
@j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net
3rd Gen Hacker | @Defcon @MalwareVillage Keynote | BurbSec | OT\ICS | Seen on Fox, Wired, TechCrunch… | Infosec’s Community Builder | Soetimes IRL on ttv/jaku
Please help I am new here - which thing is the spoon for? Wrong answers only. 
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Please help I am new here - which thing is the spoon for? Wrong answers only. 
Also plz support my band with some listens on wherever you end up. I like Tidal, but you do you.
tidal.com/artist/31141...
tidal.com/artist/31141...
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Also plz support my band with some listens on wherever you end up. I like Tidal, but you do you.
tidal.com/artist/31141...
tidal.com/artist/31141...
If having to start all over is what’s stopping you from leaving behind Spotify’s hate and war profiteering (not to mention the lowest artist payouts) I just transferred all of my favorites over to a new platform in just under four minutes with this. www.tunemymusic.com
Transfer Playlists Between Music Services | Tune My Music
Transfer Playlists From Any Music Platform to Any Other Music Platform! Including Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, YouTube, Google Play Music, TIDAL and more!
www.tunemymusic.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If having to start all over is what’s stopping you from leaving behind Spotify’s hate and war profiteering (not to mention the lowest artist payouts) I just transferred all of my favorites over to a new platform in just under four minutes with this. www.tunemymusic.com
We lost another long time, very dedicated member of the community this year  robvincent.net/2025/12/04/g...
Greg Newby – Rob Vincent
nerd of all trades
robvincent.net
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We lost another long time, very dedicated member of the community this year  robvincent.net/2025/12/04/g...
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Missed our Cyber Monday deal? You’re in luck—Early Bird tickets are live through January! 🎉
Use code BS312-EB20 for 20% off and secure your spot now: bsides312.org
#BSides312 #BSides
Use code BS312-EB20 for 20% off and secure your spot now: bsides312.org
#BSides312 #BSides
BSides312 - Chicago's Hacking Conference
BSides312 is Chicago's biggest little non-profit hacking & information security conference.
bsides312.org
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Missed our Cyber Monday deal? You’re in luck—Early Bird tickets are live through January! 🎉
Use code BS312-EB20 for 20% off and secure your spot now: bsides312.org
#BSides312 #BSides
Use code BS312-EB20 for 20% off and secure your spot now: bsides312.org
#BSides312 #BSides
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Cyber Monday SALE! 🎉
Use code BS312-BF25 to get 25% off #BSides312 tickets for our 2026 event—now through 11:30pm CT Monday!
Don’t miss out! #BSides
bsides312.org
Use code BS312-BF25 to get 25% off #BSides312 tickets for our 2026 event—now through 11:30pm CT Monday!
Don’t miss out! #BSides
bsides312.org
BSides312 - Chicago's Hacking Conference
BSides312 is Chicago's biggest little non-profit hacking & information security conference.
bsides312.org
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Cyber Monday SALE! 🎉
Use code BS312-BF25 to get 25% off #BSides312 tickets for our 2026 event—now through 11:30pm CT Monday!
Don’t miss out! #BSides
bsides312.org
Use code BS312-BF25 to get 25% off #BSides312 tickets for our 2026 event—now through 11:30pm CT Monday!
Don’t miss out! #BSides
bsides312.org
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You won’t fear the annual Thanksgiving table family argument when you’re the one starting it
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You won’t fear the annual Thanksgiving table family argument when you’re the one starting it
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Something extra to be thankful for this week: our CFP and CFV are officially OPEN for #BSides312! 🎤🙌
Got something you want to share on May 16, 2026? Or want to volunteer?
Forms are live on our website—see you in May!
#BSides
bsides312.org
Got something you want to share on May 16, 2026? Or want to volunteer?
Forms are live on our website—see you in May!
#BSides
bsides312.org
BSides312 - Chicago's Hacking Conference
BSides312 is Chicago's biggest little non-profit hacking & information security conference.
bsides312.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Something extra to be thankful for this week: our CFP and CFV are officially OPEN for #BSides312! 🎤🙌
Got something you want to share on May 16, 2026? Or want to volunteer?
Forms are live on our website—see you in May!
#BSides
bsides312.org
Got something you want to share on May 16, 2026? Or want to volunteer?
Forms are live on our website—see you in May!
#BSides
bsides312.org
You won’t fear the annual Thanksgiving table family argument when you’re the one starting it
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You won’t fear the annual Thanksgiving table family argument when you’re the one starting it
There are two pop culture references here, and you are not old enough to know either of them 
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There are two pop culture references here, and you are not old enough to know either of them 
TL;DR a tool they use to secretly collect and share data on you did its job too well
www.windowscentral.com/artificial-i...
www.windowscentral.com/artificial-i...
OpenAI confirms major data breach, exposing names, emails and more
Users are waking up to discover OpenAI leaked their data this morning via a faulty third-party plugin. Here's what you need to know.
www.windowscentral.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
TL;DR a tool they use to secretly collect and share data on you did its job too well
www.windowscentral.com/artificial-i...
www.windowscentral.com/artificial-i...
Big, big announcements coming this weekend, too!!!
Looking for something to do this Black Friday? Catch up on all the #BSides312 talks from this past May—now live on our YouTube channel! Dive in, see what you missed, and get hyped for our return on May 16, 2026.
#BSides
youtube.com/@bsides312?s...
#BSides
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Security BSides312
🎤 All the recorded talks from our cons!🔥 Welcome to the official channel of BSides312 — Chicago’s underground info/cybersecurity conference with big brains, bad jokes, and zero corporate cringe.…
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Big, big announcements coming this weekend, too!!!
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HEY @EVERYONE:
We have NO MEET this month due to the holiday!! Also, be ready for a date shift in December: our WHITE ELEPHANT PARTY is on TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23rd!!
We have NO MEET this month due to the holiday!! Also, be ready for a date shift in December: our WHITE ELEPHANT PARTY is on TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23rd!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
HEY @EVERYONE:
We have NO MEET this month due to the holiday!! Also, be ready for a date shift in December: our WHITE ELEPHANT PARTY is on TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23rd!!
We have NO MEET this month due to the holiday!! Also, be ready for a date shift in December: our WHITE ELEPHANT PARTY is on TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23rd!!
Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken
www.neowin.net/news/microso...
www.neowin.net/news/microso...
Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken
Microsoft has confirmed that Windows 11 Shell and every associated core feature and element are actually broken, and have been like this for many months.
www.neowin.net
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken
www.neowin.net/news/microso...
www.neowin.net/news/microso...
This is directly your fault.
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is directly your fault.
Y’all I got to see @secevangelism.bsky.social present in a PACKED atrium in a PALACE at DefCamp in Bucharest on the subject of enacting easy, effective resistance in the age of connected dictatorships, and and that feeling growing in your gut currently is deep, deep jealousy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Y’all I got to see @secevangelism.bsky.social present in a PACKED atrium in a PALACE at DefCamp in Bucharest on the subject of enacting easy, effective resistance in the age of connected dictatorships, and and that feeling growing in your gut currently is deep, deep jealousy.
I have finally seen jellyfish in the wild, in an inland sea no less 
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have finally seen jellyfish in the wild, in an inland sea no less 
I have finally seen jellyfish in the wild, in an inland Sea. 
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have finally seen jellyfish in the wild, in an inland Sea. 
Having a local lob a “deez nuts” joke at me was absolutely the highlight of my trip to Romania
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Having a local lob a “deez nuts” joke at me was absolutely the highlight of my trip to Romania
Here are all of the Epstein emails, indexed and searchable. https://journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/search?collection=092314e384a58618
Pinpoint - From the Estate of Jeffrey Epstein
journaliststudio.google.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Here are all of the Epstein emails, indexed and searchable. https://journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/search?collection=092314e384a58618
CrashOne - A Starbucks Story - CVE-2025-24277 the-sequence.com/crashone-cve...
CrashOne - A Starbucks Story - CVE-2025-24277
Researchers uncover and exploit CVE-2025-24277, a macOS osanalyticshelperd sandbox escape and privilege escalation flaw.
the-sequence.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
CrashOne - A Starbucks Story - CVE-2025-24277 the-sequence.com/crashone-cve...
If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic
If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic
If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If you’re keeping track of where we are as a civilization, this “carpet” in my Romanian hotel room is entirely plastic