Alexa Maines
@alexamaines.bsky.social
she/her | number 1 mr. bean fan | cat mom 🐈🐈⬛| NWS meteorologist | UMD 2016 🐢 | opinions are my own
Slayed the costume and the office chili cookoff today 🤪
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Slayed the costume and the office chili cookoff today 🤪
the army is growing 😈 a REAL labubu has been acquired (I couldn’t help myself with the teletubby and I need 50 more)
September 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the army is growing 😈 a REAL labubu has been acquired (I couldn’t help myself with the teletubby and I need 50 more)
got a lafufu at Cleveland Oktoberfest 🫶
September 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
got a lafufu at Cleveland Oktoberfest 🫶
I called my 12.4 value tragic and my doctor replied with “yeah, that’s a good word for it”
July 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I called my 12.4 value tragic and my doctor replied with “yeah, that’s a good word for it”
There’s low vitamin D levels and then there’s “I was just prescribed a 50,000 unit pill that I need to take once a week” vitamin D levels (I’m the second one)
July 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There’s low vitamin D levels and then there’s “I was just prescribed a 50,000 unit pill that I need to take once a week” vitamin D levels (I’m the second one)
The most whimsical thing I’ve ever seen 🐸🧚♀️🏠
July 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The most whimsical thing I’ve ever seen 🐸🧚♀️🏠
mood board for the upcoming heat wave, as told by SpongeBob memes
June 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
mood board for the upcoming heat wave, as told by SpongeBob memes
Just saw a dude with this tshirt spit off the balcony of a 20-story rooftop bar with the intent of hitting a random person in the parking lot below 🤨
May 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just saw a dude with this tshirt spit off the balcony of a 20-story rooftop bar with the intent of hitting a random person in the parking lot below 🤨
At the point of sleepiness where I accidentally said “mizzle and drist” during the weather briefing portion of our daily morning meeting
April 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
At the point of sleepiness where I accidentally said “mizzle and drist” during the weather briefing portion of our daily morning meeting
Day one of dragging my bf around DC and we are eating GOOD (real ones know that Baked & Wired has the best cupcakes in Georgetown)
March 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Day one of dragging my bf around DC and we are eating GOOD (real ones know that Baked & Wired has the best cupcakes in Georgetown)
Quadruple fisting beverages rn 🫡
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Quadruple fisting beverages rn 🫡
Walton Goggins has RANGE!!!!!
March 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Walton Goggins has RANGE!!!!!
Went to the gym for the first time in months yesterday and I unfortunately will be returning because I had the best night of sleep that I’ve had in WEEKS last night
March 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Went to the gym for the first time in months yesterday and I unfortunately will be returning because I had the best night of sleep that I’ve had in WEEKS last night
60 degrees and sunny in Cleveland means lizard mode has been activated
March 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
60 degrees and sunny in Cleveland means lizard mode has been activated
The Sims 1 and 2 rereleases coming out at a time when I feel like my life is absolutely out of control is *chef’s kiss*
February 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Sims 1 and 2 rereleases coming out at a time when I feel like my life is absolutely out of control is *chef’s kiss*
❄️⚡️🌧️ NWS Cleveland dropped an exciting opportunity for meteorology students yesterday! The summer student volunteer application closes end of day February 4, 2025. Visit here for more details: www.weather.gov/cle/studentv...
January 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
❄️⚡️🌧️ NWS Cleveland dropped an exciting opportunity for meteorology students yesterday! The summer student volunteer application closes end of day February 4, 2025. Visit here for more details: www.weather.gov/cle/studentv...
10 degrees out but you bet I made sure to get my iced coffee from 7 Brew before work this morning
January 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
10 degrees out but you bet I made sure to get my iced coffee from 7 Brew before work this morning
Kicked the new year off by getting norovirus while on a day trip to Columbus
January 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Kicked the new year off by getting norovirus while on a day trip to Columbus
Brought the Festivus spirit to the office 🤪 May your grievances be aired today
December 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Brought the Festivus spirit to the office 🤪 May your grievances be aired today
Went to bed at 8:30 and just woke up feeling refreshed and thinking it was 5am but it isn’t even midnight yet
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Went to bed at 8:30 and just woke up feeling refreshed and thinking it was 5am but it isn’t even midnight yet
First week that I am taking my turn in the temp lead rotation and there's a shutdown looming.....
December 20, 2024 at 4:42 AM
First week that I am taking my turn in the temp lead rotation and there's a shutdown looming.....
Not the 80% credit card drama 😭 adding “meteorological marvel with a side of chaos” to every social media bio
December 5, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Not the 80% credit card drama 😭 adding “meteorological marvel with a side of chaos” to every social media bio
Taking bets on how long the new tree will last before losing a branch
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Taking bets on how long the new tree will last before losing a branch