Alexa Maines
@alexamaines.bsky.social
she/her | number 1 mr. bean fan | cat mom 🐈🐈⬛| NWS meteorologist | UMD 2016 🐢 | opinions are my own
Slayed the costume and the office chili cookoff today 🤪
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Slayed the costume and the office chili cookoff today 🤪
got a lafufu at Cleveland Oktoberfest 🫶
September 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
got a lafufu at Cleveland Oktoberfest 🫶
There’s low vitamin D levels and then there’s “I was just prescribed a 50,000 unit pill that I need to take once a week” vitamin D levels (I’m the second one)
July 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There’s low vitamin D levels and then there’s “I was just prescribed a 50,000 unit pill that I need to take once a week” vitamin D levels (I’m the second one)
The most whimsical thing I’ve ever seen 🐸🧚♀️🏠
July 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The most whimsical thing I’ve ever seen 🐸🧚♀️🏠
My bit while I’m in Maine: lying and scamming and telling everyone that my family established Maine
June 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My bit while I’m in Maine: lying and scamming and telling everyone that my family established Maine
mood board for the upcoming heat wave, as told by SpongeBob memes
June 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
mood board for the upcoming heat wave, as told by SpongeBob memes
The most recent two episodes of #LoveIslandUSA have been two of the best episodes of reality TV that I’ve ever seen
June 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The most recent two episodes of #LoveIslandUSA have been two of the best episodes of reality TV that I’ve ever seen
Just saw a dude with this tshirt spit off the balcony of a 20-story rooftop bar with the intent of hitting a random person in the parking lot below 🤨
May 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just saw a dude with this tshirt spit off the balcony of a 20-story rooftop bar with the intent of hitting a random person in the parking lot below 🤨
At the point of sleepiness where I accidentally said “mizzle and drist” during the weather briefing portion of our daily morning meeting
April 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
At the point of sleepiness where I accidentally said “mizzle and drist” during the weather briefing portion of our daily morning meeting
Day one of dragging my bf around DC and we are eating GOOD (real ones know that Baked & Wired has the best cupcakes in Georgetown)
March 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Day one of dragging my bf around DC and we are eating GOOD (real ones know that Baked & Wired has the best cupcakes in Georgetown)
Tomodachi Life 2 is coming out next year we are soooooo back
March 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Tomodachi Life 2 is coming out next year we are soooooo back
Quadruple fisting beverages rn 🫡
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Quadruple fisting beverages rn 🫡
Walton Goggins has RANGE!!!!!
March 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Walton Goggins has RANGE!!!!!
Went to the gym for the first time in months yesterday and I unfortunately will be returning because I had the best night of sleep that I’ve had in WEEKS last night
March 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Went to the gym for the first time in months yesterday and I unfortunately will be returning because I had the best night of sleep that I’ve had in WEEKS last night
60 degrees and sunny in Cleveland means lizard mode has been activated
March 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
60 degrees and sunny in Cleveland means lizard mode has been activated
Me and the coyote I almost hit on the highway on my way into work last night (I am Derek Zoolander)
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February 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Me and the coyote I almost hit on the highway on my way into work last night (I am Derek Zoolander)
The Sims 1 and 2 rereleases coming out at a time when I feel like my life is absolutely out of control is *chef’s kiss*
February 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Sims 1 and 2 rereleases coming out at a time when I feel like my life is absolutely out of control is *chef’s kiss*
The Incident last night gave me so much dopamine/adrenaline that I barely slept 🤪🤪
January 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The Incident last night gave me so much dopamine/adrenaline that I barely slept 🤪🤪
❄️⚡️🌧️ NWS Cleveland dropped an exciting opportunity for meteorology students yesterday! The summer student volunteer application closes end of day February 4, 2025. Visit here for more details: www.weather.gov/cle/studentv...
January 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
❄️⚡️🌧️ NWS Cleveland dropped an exciting opportunity for meteorology students yesterday! The summer student volunteer application closes end of day February 4, 2025. Visit here for more details: www.weather.gov/cle/studentv...
10 degrees out but you bet I made sure to get my iced coffee from 7 Brew before work this morning
January 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
10 degrees out but you bet I made sure to get my iced coffee from 7 Brew before work this morning
Kicked the new year off by getting norovirus while on a day trip to Columbus
January 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Kicked the new year off by getting norovirus while on a day trip to Columbus
Saw two coyotes three houses down from me while I was using my snowblower this morning 🫨 they were very cute and it looked like they love the foot of snow that’s on the ground, but it’s a good reminder of why my cats will never experience the great outdoors 😍
January 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Saw two coyotes three houses down from me while I was using my snowblower this morning 🫨 they were very cute and it looked like they love the foot of snow that’s on the ground, but it’s a good reminder of why my cats will never experience the great outdoors 😍
Brought the Festivus spirit to the office 🤪 May your grievances be aired today
December 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Brought the Festivus spirit to the office 🤪 May your grievances be aired today