alex 🌻🍉
@alexabe.bsky.social
book-peddler & professional yapper. workin' on it || they/them
i feel like a monty python holy grail villager rn
September 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
i feel like a monty python holy grail villager rn
can i pitch for history books to call this era "the blue scare"
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
can i pitch for history books to call this era "the blue scare"
i luv u emric
September 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i luv u emric
heres my pitch: gen z new girl. everythings the same except they're actually a polycule
at least one of the guys is trans. coach has a successful drag career. jess is probably nonbinary.
at least one of the guys is trans. coach has a successful drag career. jess is probably nonbinary.
August 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
heres my pitch: gen z new girl. everythings the same except they're actually a polycule
at least one of the guys is trans. coach has a successful drag career. jess is probably nonbinary.
at least one of the guys is trans. coach has a successful drag career. jess is probably nonbinary.
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Friendly reminder that school administrators tend to take complaints from parents much more seriously than the same complaints from teachers. So if your kids’ school district is using PragerU stuff, please speak up.
The White House has a preferred alternative to PBS: PragerU, a nonprofit organization that specializes in creating right-leaning educational short videos for adults and children. . It may already be in countless classrooms. www.vox.com/today-explai...
The White House has a preferred alternative to PBS. It may already be in countless classrooms.
How the right-wing network PragerU could fill the void left by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s defunding.
www.vox.com
August 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Friendly reminder that school administrators tend to take complaints from parents much more seriously than the same complaints from teachers. So if your kids’ school district is using PragerU stuff, please speak up.
everyones reaction to the epstein list cracks me up like it's schrodinger's list at this point, i don't care if they ever release it there are names we know for sure are there
August 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
everyones reaction to the epstein list cracks me up like it's schrodinger's list at this point, i don't care if they ever release it there are names we know for sure are there
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“Sesame Street” and its sequel, “The Electric Company,” were, “with lapses, the most intelligent and important programs in television,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
The Invention of “Sesame Street”
Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television.
www.newyorker.com
August 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Sesame Street” and its sequel, “The Electric Company,” were, “with lapses, the most intelligent and important programs in television,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
omg @samreich.bsky.social ur in my crossword (source: willamette week)
July 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
omg @samreich.bsky.social ur in my crossword (source: willamette week)
lol elon said trump was in the epstein files and its failed to make headlines because half of us already knew and the other half never cared
June 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
lol elon said trump was in the epstein files and its failed to make headlines because half of us already knew and the other half never cared
dentist is removing my final baby tooth on monday so you're all running out of time to dare me to do it myself
June 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
dentist is removing my final baby tooth on monday so you're all running out of time to dare me to do it myself
dentist appt in the morning so naturally i'm laying awake rehearsing how i'm going to explain to them that the last time i went to the dentist they told me one of my molars was a baby tooth that never fell out and the roots died and so it's just. an old dead baby tooth wedged between two adult teeth
June 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
dentist appt in the morning so naturally i'm laying awake rehearsing how i'm going to explain to them that the last time i went to the dentist they told me one of my molars was a baby tooth that never fell out and the roots died and so it's just. an old dead baby tooth wedged between two adult teeth
whispers theres a difference between zero tolerance and intolerance
June 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
whispers theres a difference between zero tolerance and intolerance
i think we should take to the streets about jonathan joss personally
June 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i think we should take to the streets about jonathan joss personally
real convo i had w my mother 🧵 -
me: what if i wrote a stand-up comedy routine called "acab: the musical"
mom: what is "acab"
me: ma
mom: what?
me: "all cops are bastards" ? how do you not know this you are so online
me: what if i wrote a stand-up comedy routine called "acab: the musical"
mom: what is "acab"
me: ma
mom: what?
me: "all cops are bastards" ? how do you not know this you are so online
May 31, 2025 at 8:15 AM
real convo i had w my mother 🧵 -
me: what if i wrote a stand-up comedy routine called "acab: the musical"
mom: what is "acab"
me: ma
mom: what?
me: "all cops are bastards" ? how do you not know this you are so online
me: what if i wrote a stand-up comedy routine called "acab: the musical"
mom: what is "acab"
me: ma
mom: what?
me: "all cops are bastards" ? how do you not know this you are so online
social media is our generations lead paint btw
May 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
social media is our generations lead paint btw
hey cory booker, c'mere a sec. no i just wanna talk
JUST IN: The Senate voted 52–46 to advance Donald Trump’s nomination of Charles Kushner, Jared Kushner’s father, to serve as U.S. Ambassador to France and Monaco. Lisa Murkowski was the only Republican senator to vote against it. Democratic Senator Cory Booker was the only Democrat to vote yes.
May 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
hey cory booker, c'mere a sec. no i just wanna talk
in my late 20s i am realizing just how many of you remain emotionally stunted at 19
May 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
in my late 20s i am realizing just how many of you remain emotionally stunted at 19
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hey soooooo my gofundme? that i started last monday? just surpassed $3k! which means the initial six treatments are FULLY COVERED!!!! gofundme adjusted the goal up to $4,000, which means i'd be able to afford two additional months of treatment if needed! wiiiiild <3
gofund.me/900f913d
gofund.me/900f913d
Donate to Help Karis Survive Depression with a Life-Saving Treatment, organized by Karis Rogerson
Hello all! My name is Karis Rogerson, and I'm a writer and re… Karis Rogerson needs your support for Help Karis Survive Depression with a Life-Saving Treatment
gofund.me
May 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
hey soooooo my gofundme? that i started last monday? just surpassed $3k! which means the initial six treatments are FULLY COVERED!!!! gofundme adjusted the goal up to $4,000, which means i'd be able to afford two additional months of treatment if needed! wiiiiild <3
gofund.me/900f913d
gofund.me/900f913d
my therapist is in for it this week
May 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my therapist is in for it this week
mom can you come pick me up i'm not having fun at the authoritarian technocrat facism sleepover
May 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
mom can you come pick me up i'm not having fun at the authoritarian technocrat facism sleepover
ik marvel movies are like problematically pro military but remember that time they made a movie all about sleeper nazis in the american government
May 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
ik marvel movies are like problematically pro military but remember that time they made a movie all about sleeper nazis in the american government
hey bro can i sit on ur lap
May 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
hey bro can i sit on ur lap