Alex Jones Parody
@alex-onion-jones.bsky.social
I'm sorry if you take social media so seriously. Have fun, touch grass, and try to smile once.
Folks, Elon doesn't care if every X member comes here 😂 that app doesn't make money, it just sources data to his other companies. No different than this app selling your data. This fake boycott is hilarious though
November 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Folks, Elon doesn't care if every X member comes here 😂 that app doesn't make money, it just sources data to his other companies. No different than this app selling your data. This fake boycott is hilarious though
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Betty White will once again grace Americans' lives, not on TV, but on your mail. The US Postal Service will honor the beloved American TV icon with her own stamp next year. cnn.it/4hUbv8c
November 16, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Betty White will once again grace Americans' lives, not on TV, but on your mail. The US Postal Service will honor the beloved American TV icon with her own stamp next year. cnn.it/4hUbv8c
There's a reason why you haven't deleted your X accounts
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
There's a reason why you haven't deleted your X accounts
The fact people say there isn't a mental health crisis in this country is insane
Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
The fact people say there isn't a mental health crisis in this country is insane
Party of tolerance declares: Cyber Truck drivers are immediately disliked for the vehicle they drive.
Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Party of tolerance declares: Cyber Truck drivers are immediately disliked for the vehicle they drive.
Professor McBride has never changed his stance, on anything in his life. Truly an incredible feat.
RFK Jr blamed AIDS on a "gay lifestyle" consisting of a lack of sleep and drugs.
open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
'Viruses Are Our Friend'— 10 Off the Wall Video Clips from RFK Jr. Resurface on Bluesky
Past comments include denying AIDS and calling vaccinated children "damaged"
open.substack.com
November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Professor McBride has never changed his stance, on anything in his life. Truly an incredible feat.
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The United States' first known case of a more severe strain of mpox was confirmed in California, the CDC says.
United States’ first known case of more severe strain of mpox confirmed in California | CNN
The United States’ first known case of a more severe strain of mpox was confirmed in California, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said Saturday. The risk of clade I mpox to the public...
www.cnn.com
November 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
The United States' first known case of a more severe strain of mpox was confirmed in California, the CDC says.
I would like to congratulate Don on actually deleting his X unlike the majority that said they would.
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I would like to congratulate Don on actually deleting his X unlike the majority that said they would.
If you need a "fresh start" on another app, maybe you were part of the problem to begin with
November 16, 2024 at 4:42 PM
If you need a "fresh start" on another app, maybe you were part of the problem to begin with
It's quite obvious human discourse only counts when everyone agrees. What could go wrong!
Part 5 of Newsnight's coverage of people leaving Twitter/X for @bsky.app we hear from @jimalkhalili.bsky.social that
"Bluesky is very easy to use.. Some say it's like an echo chamber, you only listen to people you agree with.. Why not, what's wrong with that" - concur 👏
"Bluesky is very easy to use.. Some say it's like an echo chamber, you only listen to people you agree with.. Why not, what's wrong with that" - concur 👏
November 16, 2024 at 4:39 PM
It's quite obvious human discourse only counts when everyone agrees. What could go wrong!
The first post I saw after creating my account was celebrating an obituary of a political rival. Spare me the gaslighting.
November 16, 2024 at 3:26 PM
The first post I saw after creating my account was celebrating an obituary of a political rival. Spare me the gaslighting.
Close.
The real difference is Democrats eat their own
The real difference is Democrats eat their own
One big difference between Democrats and Republicans is that Republicans never stop campaigning, while too many Democrats still think it’s 1992 and they need to crank things up 6 months before an election.
November 16, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Close.
The real difference is Democrats eat their own
The real difference is Democrats eat their own
They all ran to McDonald's with Ron
I lost 50,000 followers on X this week and I couldn’t be happier because they all came here.
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 PM
They all ran to McDonald's with Ron
Just wanted to steal content and post it as my own. This really is X lite here!
November 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Just wanted to steal content and post it as my own. This really is X lite here!
The toxic accounts just moved across the street. They didn't stop being toxic at all.
Many people think that as you get older, you care less about politics. But it’s not true.
You start thinking a lot more about the kind of world you want to leave behind. You want it to be better than the one you were born into.
We all have a personal legacy in mind. Mine is to outlive Trumpism.
You start thinking a lot more about the kind of world you want to leave behind. You want it to be better than the one you were born into.
We all have a personal legacy in mind. Mine is to outlive Trumpism.
November 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
The toxic accounts just moved across the street. They didn't stop being toxic at all.
RFK is a national hero
November 14, 2024 at 11:23 PM
RFK is a national hero
Why is it so bad to enjoy a good time?
I assume at some point during the RFK Jr confirmation process we are going to be investigating the circumstances and details surrounding the sex diary. nypost.com/2013/09/08/r...
RFK Jr.’s secret sex diary: His hidden document of affairs found by late wife who committed suicide — and his secret code for women he bedded
RFK Jr. grappled with what he called his biggest defect — “my lust demons” — while keeping a scorecard of more than two dozen conquests, according to his secret diary.
nypost.com
November 14, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Why is it so bad to enjoy a good time?
Americans need a Kennedy in DC
#BREAKING RFK Jr to head the Department of Dying of a Preventable Disease
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Americans need a Kennedy in DC
So happy all the toxic X accounts came here
November 14, 2024 at 10:49 PM
So happy all the toxic X accounts came here
Creating a Bsky account is a major red flag
November 14, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Creating a Bsky account is a major red flag
Working with Elon to buy this app and dominate social media!
November 14, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Working with Elon to buy this app and dominate social media!
Can you believe they finally allowed yours truly to retire?
November 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Can you believe they finally allowed yours truly to retire?