Alex
@alex-esq.bsky.social
Panic does nothing. Harness it.
Trial attorney.
Trial attorney.
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Notice how the same folks who called Kamala Harris “unqualified” are excited about a Fox News host and Matt Gaetz landing jobs they’re wildly unfit for
November 16, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Notice how the same folks who called Kamala Harris “unqualified” are excited about a Fox News host and Matt Gaetz landing jobs they’re wildly unfit for
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If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.
November 16, 2024 at 2:27 PM
If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.
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So like...what's the ground rules over here? Y'all know my mouth is slick, and I cuss like I breathe, but I'm not trying to get banned.
November 16, 2024 at 4:10 AM
So like...what's the ground rules over here? Y'all know my mouth is slick, and I cuss like I breathe, but I'm not trying to get banned.
Serrano was boxing in them heavy ass bred 12s 🤣
November 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Serrano was boxing in them heavy ass bred 12s 🤣
Stay down with me or let me go.
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Stay down with me or let me go.
Unfortunately it’s just not car wash weather right now :/
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Unfortunately it’s just not car wash weather right now :/
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It turns out rock-bottom has a basement.
November 15, 2024 at 12:11 PM
It turns out rock-bottom has a basement.
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it feels like a clean room with a candle on over here
November 15, 2024 at 12:07 AM
it feels like a clean room with a candle on over here
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SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter
November 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter
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Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
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really pulling for Mike Tyson
November 16, 2024 at 2:16 AM
really pulling for Mike Tyson
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I put my pants on like anybody else. By court-ordered mandate.
November 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I put my pants on like anybody else. By court-ordered mandate.
I’m obsessed with the iPhone game Township.
November 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I’m obsessed with the iPhone game Township.
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Kiyan Anthony announce he’s committing to Syracuse University, where his father Carmelo Anthony played
November 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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Tell me who looks after the shooters. Who gon look after Medusa?
November 15, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Tell me who looks after the shooters. Who gon look after Medusa?
My first murder trial resulted in a hung jury. Feels like a tie, but mfs telling me it’s a win 🤷🏽
November 15, 2024 at 10:27 PM
My first murder trial resulted in a hung jury. Feels like a tie, but mfs telling me it’s a win 🤷🏽
I closed in my first murder trial yesterday. Jury is still out, but we should know something by this afternoon 🤞🏽
November 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I closed in my first murder trial yesterday. Jury is still out, but we should know something by this afternoon 🤞🏽
Just gonna go ahead and bring the “move yo pad” to the side energy to this app. Hello.
November 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Just gonna go ahead and bring the “move yo pad” to the side energy to this app. Hello.