Just realized my parents were setting me up to die from SIDS by not taking preventative measures should i ruin thanksgiving

Rock and roll? More like rock my rolls

(walking by a yankee candle in the mall)
Me: I know it smell crazy in there
Gf: what
Me: uhm hey buy me a wetzels

Lets bring back saying “i’ll pray for you” sarcastically

MyFitnessPal when I logged my lunch from Dairy Queen

Being midwestern is the American version of being british

need new ceechyna like i need water

if i were a singer snd i saw that i had to sing with christina aguilera i think id just go ahead and kms bc dat bitch dont ever shut up

BITCH WE BACKKKKKK EOOWWW