ryan cohen doesn't deserve a job, he deserves the gulag. or you know, maybe he should just talk to one of his fans (read: cultists) who is a little too parasocially attached. he's inflicting them on everyone else while grifting them for money, so he definitely deserves it

remember when websites looked like this. boy do I miss it sometimes. I don't need parallax and 50 transitions and mortar theming I just need some checkboxes to vote in your shitty popularity contest and I can't even do that because you won't let me sign in using my scringlo binglo account

episode 4 is my favorite episode that isn't called episode 7, please enjoy

* twitch logins are rate limited
* their firebase app is still called game awards 2019
* fuck elon
* signing in with facebook uses the firebase app which, again, doesn't fuckin work

your app immediately ratelimits on twitch sign ins what the fuck are you doing!