Ben
@alephtwo.bsky.social
my only redeeming quality is my encyclopedic knowledge of mid 00's memes
remember when websites looked like this. boy do I miss it sometimes. I don't need parallax and 50 transitions and mortar theming I just need some checkboxes to vote in your shitty popularity contest and I can't even do that because you won't let me sign in using my scringlo binglo account
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
remember when websites looked like this. boy do I miss it sometimes. I don't need parallax and 50 transitions and mortar theming I just need some checkboxes to vote in your shitty popularity contest and I can't even do that because you won't let me sign in using my scringlo binglo account
* twitch logins are rate limited
* their firebase app is still called game awards 2019
* fuck elon
* signing in with facebook uses the firebase app which, again, doesn't fuckin work
* their firebase app is still called game awards 2019
* fuck elon
* signing in with facebook uses the firebase app which, again, doesn't fuckin work
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
* twitch logins are rate limited
* their firebase app is still called game awards 2019
* fuck elon
* signing in with facebook uses the firebase app which, again, doesn't fuckin work
* their firebase app is still called game awards 2019
* fuck elon
* signing in with facebook uses the firebase app which, again, doesn't fuckin work
geoff. get your shit together bro
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
geoff. get your shit together bro
>52 free quests
this is a threat
this is a threat
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
>52 free quests
this is a threat
this is a threat
hades 2 true-ish end done. really good! I still think the original is better but boy is it fun to play hades.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
hades 2 true-ish end done. really good! I still think the original is better but boy is it fun to play hades.
ah yes. it's that time again. time for unlimited banner works
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
ah yes. it's that time again. time for unlimited banner works
i am the menswear guy but for time zones. do not engage in Posting about daylight savings time. such things are beneath civilized peoples of the world, who certainly agree that the only valid time zone is UTC and everyone should use it exclusively.
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i am the menswear guy but for time zones. do not engage in Posting about daylight savings time. such things are beneath civilized peoples of the world, who certainly agree that the only valid time zone is UTC and everyone should use it exclusively.
here's my xillia story. so I bought the game on release and then proceeded to play it nonstop over a period of a week because i was unemployed and had nothing better to do with my time. during that entire time I also watched arakawa under the bridge (kino) and listened to akai coat 4000 times
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
here's my xillia story. so I bought the game on release and then proceeded to play it nonstop over a period of a week because i was unemployed and had nothing better to do with my time. during that entire time I also watched arakawa under the bridge (kino) and listened to akai coat 4000 times
go teepo
sharing is caring
sharing is caring
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
go teepo
sharing is caring
sharing is caring
I finished silksong with 100% completion but wasn't paying attention and didn't catch my time. who cares. game good but also very hard
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I finished silksong with 100% completion but wasn't paying attention and didn't catch my time. who cares. game good but also very hard
man y'all gotta play more games for real. this is the most basic bitch list.
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
man y'all gotta play more games for real. this is the most basic bitch list.
also it took 10.5 years but I finally don't have to worry about uncapping shitters anymore
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
also it took 10.5 years but I finally don't have to worry about uncapping shitters anymore
I am at 4/5 endings in silent hill f and I really just need to post this. I said this out loud at ending 3. how does he keep doing it
October 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I am at 4/5 endings in silent hill f and I really just need to post this. I said this out loud at ending 3. how does he keep doing it
silent hill f is a game. here are my thoughts on the first ending described by a screenshot from an unrelated piece of media.
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
silent hill f is a game. here are my thoughts on the first ending described by a screenshot from an unrelated piece of media.
you don't need to do this but I did. I'm free.
October 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
you don't need to do this but I did. I'm free.
using chatgpt for the only thing it's good at
October 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
using chatgpt for the only thing it's good at
I'm going to press this button again and again
I feel like I'm going actually insane reading some of these takes
I feel like I'm going actually insane reading some of these takes
September 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm going to press this button again and again
I feel like I'm going actually insane reading some of these takes
I feel like I'm going actually insane reading some of these takes