Luke
@aleofatime.com
Food, drink, conspiracies. Te Waipounamu, Aotearoa (but I tweet about Australia too).
Co-founder of @shortjaw.co.nz
Co-founder of @shortjaw.co.nz
How I be when it's too cold at Meredith
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
How I be when it's too cold at Meredith
was planning on launching a "cutting gold strawberry's online" business but ai, once again, has it cornered.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
was planning on launching a "cutting gold strawberry's online" business but ai, once again, has it cornered.
Struggling with opposing taste in art work
(posted in /r/marriage)
(posted in /r/marriage)
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Struggling with opposing taste in art work
(posted in /r/marriage)
(posted in /r/marriage)
people on here will write anything. "every major dairy country has a premium cream liqueur that people recognize and reach for". No they don't. That isn't true.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
people on here will write anything. "every major dairy country has a premium cream liqueur that people recognize and reach for". No they don't. That isn't true.
it's actually their parent company called Futureverse, which absorbed a bunch of NFT and metaverse companies
I found this "simple" infographic that explains it
(such a stupid industry)
I found this "simple" infographic that explains it
(such a stupid industry)
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
it's actually their parent company called Futureverse, which absorbed a bunch of NFT and metaverse companies
I found this "simple" infographic that explains it
(such a stupid industry)
I found this "simple" infographic that explains it
(such a stupid industry)
Sometimes you're just a small cat, on a big floor.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sometimes you're just a small cat, on a big floor.
This big arrow pointing to Kawatiri Westport says fog, but you can see it's crystal clear skies. I'm currently bathed in sun.
You can't keep us down, metservice.
You can't keep us down, metservice.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This big arrow pointing to Kawatiri Westport says fog, but you can see it's crystal clear skies. I'm currently bathed in sun.
You can't keep us down, metservice.
You can't keep us down, metservice.
got PR asking me to write about the doutta galla in Melbourne. Which is not unexpected, however I haven't written about melb hospo for five years now.
But also, is this how much beer costs in melbs now? I know tins over the bar are a little more $$, but this is outrageous
But also, is this how much beer costs in melbs now? I know tins over the bar are a little more $$, but this is outrageous
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
got PR asking me to write about the doutta galla in Melbourne. Which is not unexpected, however I haven't written about melb hospo for five years now.
But also, is this how much beer costs in melbs now? I know tins over the bar are a little more $$, but this is outrageous
But also, is this how much beer costs in melbs now? I know tins over the bar are a little more $$, but this is outrageous
Good stuff. To me, and my hat.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Good stuff. To me, and my hat.
TV shows shouldn't be allowed to have more than one season a year.
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
TV shows shouldn't be allowed to have more than one season a year.
the only electro swing content I accept:
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the only electro swing content I accept:
Satisfying enough for me to almost sneak in and get Emma's phone from her bedside and clean hers, too.
But...
But...
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Satisfying enough for me to almost sneak in and get Emma's phone from her bedside and clean hers, too.
But...
But...
Mfw I'm enjoying the couch
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Mfw I'm enjoying the couch
The theme for this local event is:
"Outrages, conservative or somewhere in the middle"
"Outrages, conservative or somewhere in the middle"
October 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The theme for this local event is:
"Outrages, conservative or somewhere in the middle"
"Outrages, conservative or somewhere in the middle"
Went on a foraging mission to test uses for onion weed/tri corner leek.
Raw stems: good as a finisher, as you would spring onion
Pickled: tbc
Hand-made noodles with stems and flowers (and beef): yum
Dehydrated and blitzed flowers: the best so far. Like fried garlic powder but not as intense
Raw stems: good as a finisher, as you would spring onion
Pickled: tbc
Hand-made noodles with stems and flowers (and beef): yum
Dehydrated and blitzed flowers: the best so far. Like fried garlic powder but not as intense
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Went on a foraging mission to test uses for onion weed/tri corner leek.
Raw stems: good as a finisher, as you would spring onion
Pickled: tbc
Hand-made noodles with stems and flowers (and beef): yum
Dehydrated and blitzed flowers: the best so far. Like fried garlic powder but not as intense
Raw stems: good as a finisher, as you would spring onion
Pickled: tbc
Hand-made noodles with stems and flowers (and beef): yum
Dehydrated and blitzed flowers: the best so far. Like fried garlic powder but not as intense
bondi tiktok sparks debate as gen z swaps black activewear for colour
I've been saying it too
I've been saying it too
October 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
bondi tiktok sparks debate as gen z swaps black activewear for colour
I've been saying it too
I've been saying it too
Couple of our favourite regulars trying to time their run to the car.
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Couple of our favourite regulars trying to time their run to the car.
Sometimes i let Pickle sniff my drinks to see if he might like them.
I can confirm: he does not like tequila and soda
I can confirm: he does not like tequila and soda
October 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Sometimes i let Pickle sniff my drinks to see if he might like them.
I can confirm: he does not like tequila and soda
I can confirm: he does not like tequila and soda
are they saying there's pundits for meth now?
October 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
are they saying there's pundits for meth now?