Porn bots: it's time to cut down the tall trees

I worked at the ballpark during the all-star game maybe 10 years ago, got to meet (read: serve) some of the greats, and when I saw I was bringing Rickey Henderson some beers, I was kinda nervous, and he and his wife were actually super nice. RIP.

I just started watching this and I’m vibrating

All the Sprite We Cannot Pee

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Every single time I read a book someone I know gets irritated with me

Time was ugly men could move halfway around the world, assume a totally implausible identity and make money off it with total impunity. Not anymore, thanks to woke.