Alek Evans
alekeagle.com
Alek Evans
@alekeagle.com
December 21, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I am going to eat chalk so hard
December 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by Alek Evans
"Did you know? One in three people are bottoms"
"I'm not a bottom"
"Me neither"
*both looks at the viewer*
December 18, 2024 at 6:41 PM
are you a chalk eater or a crayon eater? real answers only 😤

(bonus points if you also ate pencil lead (ERM acksually its graphite))
December 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
@callmecarson.bsky.social if car go vroom, what do carson go????
December 9, 2024 at 5:36 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
November 15, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by Alek Evans
a panda could never learn kung fu. Doesn’t make any sense
November 8, 2024 at 1:33 AM
shoutout to the daily burber announced exclusively on my discord server

join at alekeagle.com/d
November 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
my face when (mfw) the sky is blue!
September 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by Alek Evans
I love bacon and dick
September 1, 2024 at 4:12 PM
woah i have my own thingy now
March 12, 2024 at 4:57 PM
what the balls
January 18, 2024 at 11:09 PM