Alysa 🍀
@aleeeesa.bsky.social
No, that's not how you pronounce my name
Damn, I love a good change of perspective 🤌🏽✨ #vacationmode
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Damn, I love a good change of perspective 🤌🏽✨ #vacationmode
I'm still tired from cooking on Thursday 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm still tired from cooking on Thursday 🥲
We've broken the 🦃 curse by not having one. 😆 Pork belly all day, baybeeee!! 🇵🇭
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We've broken the 🦃 curse by not having one. 😆 Pork belly all day, baybeeee!! 🇵🇭
It's always the ones who think they're Kendrick, when they're actually just Drake.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It's always the ones who think they're Kendrick, when they're actually just Drake.
Wow, crazy how things work out, huh? 😂😬 Message loud and clear, universe!
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Wow, crazy how things work out, huh? 😂😬 Message loud and clear, universe!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
It blows my mind every year how distracted everyone gets about sports. Imagine if people cared that much about something that actually mattered?
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It blows my mind every year how distracted everyone gets about sports. Imagine if people cared that much about something that actually mattered?
Better participation from the trick-or-treaters this time around~ One kid remembered us from last year!
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Better participation from the trick-or-treaters this time around~ One kid remembered us from last year!
What's really spooky is people's ability to cling to awful habits while also blaming everyone else for their problems. 🎃👻
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What's really spooky is people's ability to cling to awful habits while also blaming everyone else for their problems. 🎃👻
I really love seeing everyone in their transformative~ life stages rn, despite....... it all.
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I really love seeing everyone in their transformative~ life stages rn, despite....... it all.
Sidenote, no one has a 5 year plan anymore, right? Cuz shit's getting DARK, fam. 🥲
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Sidenote, no one has a 5 year plan anymore, right? Cuz shit's getting DARK, fam. 🥲
LOL, keep trying, boo! 👻😘
October 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
LOL, keep trying, boo! 👻😘
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Bought a new/old camera and I'm SO excited to take more photos. 🥹📸
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Bought a new/old camera and I'm SO excited to take more photos. 🥹📸
Learned about the relationship between tachinid flies and monarch caterpillars the hard way 🥲
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Learned about the relationship between tachinid flies and monarch caterpillars the hard way 🥲
Thinking about the 13 month calendar we should be following a lot today.
September 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thinking about the 13 month calendar we should be following a lot today.
I know we're in a birth rate decline, but WHOA is everyone having babies rn. 🙈 So many babies!!
August 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I know we're in a birth rate decline, but WHOA is everyone having babies rn. 🙈 So many babies!!
To everyone who's saving usernames and not even using them: CURSE UPON YOUR HOMES. What a waste of a good username! 😫
August 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
To everyone who's saving usernames and not even using them: CURSE UPON YOUR HOMES. What a waste of a good username! 😫
Yeah, we all 💀 in 2020 and this is hell.
August 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yeah, we all 💀 in 2020 and this is hell.
Weird how all the fireworks stopped after the 🧊 raids started. It's almost as if there's NOTHING TO CELEBRATE IN THIS COUNTRY. 😤
July 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Weird how all the fireworks stopped after the 🧊 raids started. It's almost as if there's NOTHING TO CELEBRATE IN THIS COUNTRY. 😤
Is there a correlation between getting older and hating July 4th? Can I see that chart? Cuz it's def gotten worse every year I've been alive 😮💨
July 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Is there a correlation between getting older and hating July 4th? Can I see that chart? Cuz it's def gotten worse every year I've been alive 😮💨
The only thing I'm celebrating today is Sinners streaming on HBO.
July 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The only thing I'm celebrating today is Sinners streaming on HBO.
s/o to 🎵 Golden and Derpy tiger for getting me through the dark 🥹
July 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
s/o to 🎵 Golden and Derpy tiger for getting me through the dark 🥹