Smart Alec
@alecmal.bsky.social
My mom thinks I’m the most handsomest boy in school. Similes come to me like—well, they just do. ☭ 🏳️🌈 LETS GO METS!! ⚾️💙🧡
A real “Hey y’all New Coke™️ is now Classic Coke™️!” ahh move
May 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A real “Hey y’all New Coke™️ is now Classic Coke™️!” ahh move
New Coke back to Classic Coke ahh move
May 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
New Coke back to Classic Coke ahh move
HOW SWEET IT IS 🐐🗽🚇7️⃣🔵🟠 LFGM
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
HOW SWEET IT IS 🐐🗽🚇7️⃣🔵🟠 LFGM
Black folx are the only ones who can pull off that fit. It’s only a Canadian Tuxedo when the wyts wear em
February 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Black folx are the only ones who can pull off that fit. It’s only a Canadian Tuxedo when the wyts wear em
A reminder to anyone who may be approached by ICE:
DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR
DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING
Know your rights 🤝
DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR
DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING
Know your rights 🤝
January 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A reminder to anyone who may be approached by ICE:
DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR
DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING
Know your rights 🤝
DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR
DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING
Know your rights 🤝
Hey quick PSA: the guy who runs the Muppet History account is a s3x pest who used his platform to DM and harass women (w/ his wife being complicit) who claimed to have stepped away last month but is back posting like nothing happened. Fuck this creep
January 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey quick PSA: the guy who runs the Muppet History account is a s3x pest who used his platform to DM and harass women (w/ his wife being complicit) who claimed to have stepped away last month but is back posting like nothing happened. Fuck this creep
When you realize your fashion choices include wearing the same jacket as the Health Care Assassin and the ball cap of the team who just spent a bil on Juan Soto 🙃
December 9, 2024 at 4:33 PM
When you realize your fashion choices include wearing the same jacket as the Health Care Assassin and the ball cap of the team who just spent a bil on Juan Soto 🙃
Real ones know ✈️🚊🚘
November 26, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Real ones know ✈️🚊🚘