Smart Alec
@alecmal.bsky.social
My mom thinks I’m the most handsomest boy in school. Similes come to me like—well, they just do. ☭ 🏳️🌈 LETS GO METS!! ⚾️💙🧡
Guys even if you’re posting an AI image of trump as a chicken or taco, you’re still posting AI and fuck you for doing that. It’s not cute it’s lame
May 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Guys even if you’re posting an AI image of trump as a chicken or taco, you’re still posting AI and fuck you for doing that. It’s not cute it’s lame
Chappie, the film that arguably killed Neil Blomkamp’s career as a sought after director in Hollywood by having the members of Die Antwoord as the leads and Hugh Jackman in a stupid bowlcut-mullet
May 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Chappie, the film that arguably killed Neil Blomkamp’s career as a sought after director in Hollywood by having the members of Die Antwoord as the leads and Hugh Jackman in a stupid bowlcut-mullet
YES TOOK THE SERIES AGAINST THE DODGERS. LETS GOOOOO METS!!!! 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
May 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
YES TOOK THE SERIES AGAINST THE DODGERS. LETS GOOOOO METS!!!! 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
Ppl who use AI photos for anything, even for causes i support, are still using shitty AI and will be blocked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ppl who use AI photos for anything, even for causes i support, are still using shitty AI and will be blocked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m betting the bomber thought it was an abortion clinic, which perfectly demonstrates how dangerously stupid these ppl are
An explosion outside a California fertility clinic injured at least five people and a suspect is believed to be dead, ABC reports
At least 5 injured in explosion outside fertility clinic in Palm Springs
Residents are being instructed to stay away from North Indian Canyon Drive in Palm Springs, California after an explosion occurred just before 11 a.m. on Saturday.
abcnews.go.com
May 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’m betting the bomber thought it was an abortion clinic, which perfectly demonstrates how dangerously stupid these ppl are
New Coke back to Classic Coke ahh move
May 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
New Coke back to Classic Coke ahh move
The series finale of ANDOR:
😩😭🥹💫
Seriously the BEST SW related media since The Last Jedi
😩😭🥹💫
Seriously the BEST SW related media since The Last Jedi
May 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The series finale of ANDOR:
😩😭🥹💫
Seriously the BEST SW related media since The Last Jedi
😩😭🥹💫
Seriously the BEST SW related media since The Last Jedi
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
Ah shit, we’re playing the Cubs on Friday. you know this Pope is gonna bless them all the way to October
May 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ah shit, we’re playing the Cubs on Friday. you know this Pope is gonna bless them all the way to October
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HOW SWEET IT IS 🐐🗽🚇7️⃣🔵🟠 LFGM
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
HOW SWEET IT IS 🐐🗽🚇7️⃣🔵🟠 LFGM
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AHSOKA: Grand Admiral Thrawn! Scary!
ANDOR: We're doing the Wannsee Conference.
ANDOR: We're doing the Wannsee Conference.
April 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
AHSOKA: Grand Admiral Thrawn! Scary!
ANDOR: We're doing the Wannsee Conference.
ANDOR: We're doing the Wannsee Conference.
Ok that imperial meeting with Krennic in the first ep of Andor season two? It’s the Wansee Conference. 100%. Google it.
April 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ok that imperial meeting with Krennic in the first ep of Andor season two? It’s the Wansee Conference. 100%. Google it.
Kaitlyn Dever is so goddamn good in The Last of Us. Unfortunately my first impression of her was that Hotels dot com commercial she’s in where she plays a bitch actress that yells at spa employees recommending a mud bath and I can’t look past it
April 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Kaitlyn Dever is so goddamn good in The Last of Us. Unfortunately my first impression of her was that Hotels dot com commercial she’s in where she plays a bitch actress that yells at spa employees recommending a mud bath and I can’t look past it
RIP secretary of beers. You were the first to fuck up and now you’re the first to go.
How many Scaramucci’s was that?
How many Scaramucci’s was that?
Exclusive: The White House is looking to replace Pete Hegseth as defense secretary
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
RIP secretary of beers. You were the first to fuck up and now you’re the first to go.
How many Scaramucci’s was that?
How many Scaramucci’s was that?
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The “in effect; virtually” meaning of 'literally' is not a new sense.
It has been in regular use since the 18th century and may be found in the writings of Mark Twain, Charlotte Brontë, James Joyce, and many others.
It has been in regular use since the 18th century and may be found in the writings of Mark Twain, Charlotte Brontë, James Joyce, and many others.
April 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The “in effect; virtually” meaning of 'literally' is not a new sense.
It has been in regular use since the 18th century and may be found in the writings of Mark Twain, Charlotte Brontë, James Joyce, and many others.
It has been in regular use since the 18th century and may be found in the writings of Mark Twain, Charlotte Brontë, James Joyce, and many others.
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Apparently the El Salvador V.P. told Van Hollen the reason they're still holding Garcia is because the Trump regime is paying them to do so. If this is true, Trump should be arrested and brought up on human trafficking charges immediately.
April 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Apparently the El Salvador V.P. told Van Hollen the reason they're still holding Garcia is because the Trump regime is paying them to do so. If this is true, Trump should be arrested and brought up on human trafficking charges immediately.
It makes me unreasonably mad every time I remember there are TWO players in the MLB named Max Muncy
April 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It makes me unreasonably mad every time I remember there are TWO players in the MLB named Max Muncy
Loved how so many viewers of THE PITT had theories as to who the mass shooter was gonna be (“it’s Langdon!” “It’s the guy who punched Dana” etc) when it turned out to be just some random guy who is never seen bc are you ppl who are watching the show even get the show?
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Loved how so many viewers of THE PITT had theories as to who the mass shooter was gonna be (“it’s Langdon!” “It’s the guy who punched Dana” etc) when it turned out to be just some random guy who is never seen bc are you ppl who are watching the show even get the show?
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all that money was woke, you see
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
all that money was woke, you see
Juan Soto delivering the Mets first Opening Day loss in 5 years is not in any way ominous…
March 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Juan Soto delivering the Mets first Opening Day loss in 5 years is not in any way ominous…
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Hamdan Ballal, Palestinian co-director of the Oscar winning short-film ‘NO OTHER LAND’, has been freed:
“After being handcuffed all night and beaten in a military base, Hamdan Ballal is now free and is about to go home to his family.”
“After being handcuffed all night and beaten in a military base, Hamdan Ballal is now free and is about to go home to his family.”
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hamdan Ballal, Palestinian co-director of the Oscar winning short-film ‘NO OTHER LAND’, has been freed:
“After being handcuffed all night and beaten in a military base, Hamdan Ballal is now free and is about to go home to his family.”
“After being handcuffed all night and beaten in a military base, Hamdan Ballal is now free and is about to go home to his family.”
The fact that I was watching the #Oscars via TV indoor antenna means my housemates watching it via Hulu got to her my displeased reactions a solid 3 minutes in advance
March 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The fact that I was watching the #Oscars via TV indoor antenna means my housemates watching it via Hulu got to her my displeased reactions a solid 3 minutes in advance