@aleckzz.bsky.social
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
i need more valium
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i need more valium
if i woke up in kanye west’s body i’d probably inhale nitrous then tweet about hitler
February 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
if i woke up in kanye west’s body i’d probably inhale nitrous then tweet about hitler
“I’d rather be at home gooning” bumper sticker
January 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“I’d rather be at home gooning” bumper sticker
instead of cookies and milk at christmas i leave santa a cum tribute
January 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
instead of cookies and milk at christmas i leave santa a cum tribute
when a clearly gay guy isnt gay its honestly like stolen valour
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 AM
when a clearly gay guy isnt gay its honestly like stolen valour
the twin peaks theme plays while im doomscrolling instagram
December 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
the twin peaks theme plays while im doomscrolling instagram
you should be allowed to kill customers who try to pay in small change
December 26, 2024 at 3:00 AM
you should be allowed to kill customers who try to pay in small change
setting up IED’s outside the kindergarten
December 25, 2024 at 12:51 PM
setting up IED’s outside the kindergarten
Farting clive: hey man can u stop calling me ‘farting’ clive in your posts
me: yeah man sure
me: yeah man sure
December 22, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Farting clive: hey man can u stop calling me ‘farting’ clive in your posts
me: yeah man sure
me: yeah man sure
michael richards at the laugh factory arguably had more cultural impact than 9/11
December 19, 2024 at 1:23 AM
michael richards at the laugh factory arguably had more cultural impact than 9/11
ratatouille makes me sick seriously where are the health inspectors
December 18, 2024 at 1:26 PM
ratatouille makes me sick seriously where are the health inspectors
been real big into desiring lately
December 18, 2024 at 11:17 AM
been real big into desiring lately
farmer twitter be like: hay son or slop daughter
December 18, 2024 at 8:29 AM
farmer twitter be like: hay son or slop daughter
i took that dawg in me to the park and it mauled a toddler
December 18, 2024 at 5:26 AM
i took that dawg in me to the park and it mauled a toddler
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to scan qr codes
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to scan qr codes
love when stores show their cctv to you on a tv like buddy i already know im stealing
December 18, 2024 at 4:29 AM
love when stores show their cctv to you on a tv like buddy i already know im stealing
(Scared shaggy impression) A W-W-W-WOMAN PR-PRESIDENT?!?
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
(Scared shaggy impression) A W-W-W-WOMAN PR-PRESIDENT?!?
another shooting is objectively bad but its good to see women in male dominated fields at least
December 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
another shooting is objectively bad but its good to see women in male dominated fields at least
if ur a twin but not identical its like why even bother
December 16, 2024 at 11:12 PM
if ur a twin but not identical its like why even bother
lower back tattoo of luigi mangione
December 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
lower back tattoo of luigi mangione
(rainman impression) h-hear me o-out cake c-charlie, they p-put a murderer on the h-hear me out c-cake ch-charlie
December 16, 2024 at 12:19 PM
(rainman impression) h-hear me o-out cake c-charlie, they p-put a murderer on the h-hear me out c-cake ch-charlie
becoming a barista to support my substack
December 13, 2024 at 5:03 AM
becoming a barista to support my substack
“Delay, Deny, Depose” etched into three pieces of penne
December 13, 2024 at 5:02 AM
“Delay, Deny, Depose” etched into three pieces of penne