Alec Houze
@alechouze.bsky.social
Can I leave this blank and pretend I’m wittier than I actually am?
Considered chic by those in the know and wiser in these matters than I am until I have more than three hundred posts here.
Considered chic by those in the know and wiser in these matters than I am until I have more than three hundred posts here.
Theee = three
I know that’s obvious, but I’m still going to acknowledge my typos when I can’t correct them.
I know that’s obvious, but I’m still going to acknowledge my typos when I can’t correct them.
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Theee = three
I know that’s obvious, but I’m still going to acknowledge my typos when I can’t correct them.
I know that’s obvious, but I’m still going to acknowledge my typos when I can’t correct them.
I don’t think we’ve ever seen you this happy.
August 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I don’t think we’ve ever seen you this happy.
Sounding for theee days on meth might be the single most disturbing mental image I’ve had in a very long time. (Non-republican category.)
August 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sounding for theee days on meth might be the single most disturbing mental image I’ve had in a very long time. (Non-republican category.)
Right? It’s one of the best feelings.
May 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Right? It’s one of the best feelings.
Whoawhoawhoa… don’t be too hasty now, please.
May 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Whoawhoawhoa… don’t be too hasty now, please.
Not the norm and not “human nature.”
May 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Not the norm and not “human nature.”
Amazing movie.
I’d add Mrs. Doubtfire as I think it fits the theme of the question.
I’d add Mrs. Doubtfire as I think it fits the theme of the question.
May 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Amazing movie.
I’d add Mrs. Doubtfire as I think it fits the theme of the question.
I’d add Mrs. Doubtfire as I think it fits the theme of the question.
Please. I have no time for such long-windedness. Contractions exist, Mr. Swaim. You may not like it, but oh well.
It’s what it’s.
It’s what it’s.
April 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Please. I have no time for such long-windedness. Contractions exist, Mr. Swaim. You may not like it, but oh well.
It’s what it’s.
It’s what it’s.
Today I learned that while I have not been with my ex in over five years, I am still, in fact, a husband.
(But also watching movies with my daughter.)
(But also watching movies with my daughter.)
April 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Today I learned that while I have not been with my ex in over five years, I am still, in fact, a husband.
(But also watching movies with my daughter.)
(But also watching movies with my daughter.)
I think that's awesome and am a little jealous, but in a good way. A healthy way. I see where you are and want to get there myself, not take it from you sort of way.
April 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I think that's awesome and am a little jealous, but in a good way. A healthy way. I see where you are and want to get there myself, not take it from you sort of way.
I kinda think that's just something that we, as a society, have always simply lied to our doctors about.
I don't see anyone in our generation, or really any generation, experiencing that.
I don't see anyone in our generation, or really any generation, experiencing that.
April 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I kinda think that's just something that we, as a society, have always simply lied to our doctors about.
I don't see anyone in our generation, or really any generation, experiencing that.
I don't see anyone in our generation, or really any generation, experiencing that.
That's equally perfect and scary.
April 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
That's equally perfect and scary.
And if it's not in god's name? When is it okay then?
I'm just curious as to the guidelines.
For a friend.
I'm just curious as to the guidelines.
For a friend.
April 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And if it's not in god's name? When is it okay then?
I'm just curious as to the guidelines.
For a friend.
I'm just curious as to the guidelines.
For a friend.
Nothing, no, and save that as with the current trajectory of egg prices, that will be worth more than that banana duct taped to the wall by next easter.
April 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nothing, no, and save that as with the current trajectory of egg prices, that will be worth more than that banana duct taped to the wall by next easter.
You're quite welcome. I'm just waiting for you to launch a discord server/twitch stream/whatever comes next that exclusively plays movies like "Challengers" that you've discovered the true meaning behind on the appropriate holiday.
April 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You're quite welcome. I'm just waiting for you to launch a discord server/twitch stream/whatever comes next that exclusively plays movies like "Challengers" that you've discovered the true meaning behind on the appropriate holiday.
Thankfully there are some noticeable differences. The lack of nazi tattoos being the prime example.
April 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thankfully there are some noticeable differences. The lack of nazi tattoos being the prime example.
Commitment to the bit except it's not a bit. Love it.
April 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Commitment to the bit except it's not a bit. Love it.
I'd be angry, too. Bat Thumb is the clearly superior choice here.
April 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'd be angry, too. Bat Thumb is the clearly superior choice here.
"As the newly christened tariff czar, I'm imposing a five hundred percent tariff on all exports coming out of the Vatican until the Pope comes to the white house and blesses me as I comb the president's hair for six hours."
April 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"As the newly christened tariff czar, I'm imposing a five hundred percent tariff on all exports coming out of the Vatican until the Pope comes to the white house and blesses me as I comb the president's hair for six hours."