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Alan
@aldrich.bsky.social
· Oct 21
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please let me win the apartment lottery in NYC so i can have my own space of LP players, books. maybe a giant cat.
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
please let me win the apartment lottery in NYC so i can have my own space of LP players, books. maybe a giant cat.
biggest pet peeve is sending an initial hi on social media. no message is transmitted. we just wasted 14 precious seconds. i’m melancholic now
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
biggest pet peeve is sending an initial hi on social media. no message is transmitted. we just wasted 14 precious seconds. i’m melancholic now
bravado guy who dates a literally succubus and is satisfied “oh i didn’t realize she was a sex demon i thought she was fun”
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
bravado guy who dates a literally succubus and is satisfied “oh i didn’t realize she was a sex demon i thought she was fun”
there’s something so sexy and delicious about the trader joe’s taramisu. it kept me and my ex together for the last 5 months of the relationship
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
there’s something so sexy and delicious about the trader joe’s taramisu. it kept me and my ex together for the last 5 months of the relationship
me spending 120 in a boutique brooklyn grocery getting god knows what j forgot as soon as they ringed me up
a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
me spending 120 in a boutique brooklyn grocery getting god knows what j forgot as soon as they ringed me up
hasan piker in a gay club in shanghai. some men just live my dreams
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
hasan piker in a gay club in shanghai. some men just live my dreams
i went to austin and i understood why people who don’t live in new york only post food stories in instagram
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i went to austin and i understood why people who don’t live in new york only post food stories in instagram
ignoring messages and notifications is so fun until you have to send a “i’m so sorry man i wish i didn’t miss this one”
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
ignoring messages and notifications is so fun until you have to send a “i’m so sorry man i wish i didn’t miss this one”
“too much of a good thing” is rarely true except with the knives out movies
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“too much of a good thing” is rarely true except with the knives out movies
listening to iris out while watching chainsaw man made everything align in my mind. i had a vision. J-POP’s renaissance is coming
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
listening to iris out while watching chainsaw man made everything align in my mind. i had a vision. J-POP’s renaissance is coming
too self-aware to watch the marathon by the sidelines my persecutory instinct would kick in and i’d start running as well. and obviously i wouldn’t make it to the finish line
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
too self-aware to watch the marathon by the sidelines my persecutory instinct would kick in and i’d start running as well. and obviously i wouldn’t make it to the finish line
the american century of humiliation
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the american century of humiliation
not even upset when people pull the emergency breaks anymore. i’ve learned to become bother-less but still very sensitive to trader joe’s prices
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
not even upset when people pull the emergency breaks anymore. i’ve learned to become bother-less but still very sensitive to trader joe’s prices
watching hereditary again and who the hell bakes a cake in a house party ?
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
watching hereditary again and who the hell bakes a cake in a house party ?
life would be so funny if i wasn’t the main actor
October 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
life would be so funny if i wasn’t the main actor
i always seem to attract these “i hate nyc, i hate the culture, i hate the subway; but i like you” types in my life
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i always seem to attract these “i hate nyc, i hate the culture, i hate the subway; but i like you” types in my life
if i was an evil supermarket owner id make it so the employees have to take all the food home
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
if i was an evil supermarket owner id make it so the employees have to take all the food home
Reposted by Alan
CDC expanding five second rule to five minutes
September 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
CDC expanding five second rule to five minutes
I need to have broker friends. why is everyone in italy. are y’all maxxing your roth ira’s
September 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I need to have broker friends. why is everyone in italy. are y’all maxxing your roth ira’s
smoking a marlboro red 5 minutes before entering the office must feel GOOD
September 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
smoking a marlboro red 5 minutes before entering the office must feel GOOD
something about italians— they really know how to make desolate looking architecture (don’t look up the roots of this)
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
something about italians— they really know how to make desolate looking architecture (don’t look up the roots of this)
things have gotten so crazy people are carrying two tote bags now
August 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
things have gotten so crazy people are carrying two tote bags now
grading something with a 0 as a teacher must feel so good. destroying futures as my JOB? and for FUN?
August 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
grading something with a 0 as a teacher must feel so good. destroying futures as my JOB? and for FUN?