ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴅᴏᴠᴀʀɪ
@aldovarisms.bsky.social
sᴛᴀʀ ᴡᴀʀs ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ/ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ/ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ ʙᴏss ᴏғ ᴄᴏʀᴜsᴄᴀɴᴛ/ᴄʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀʀs ᴇʀᴀ ʙᴜᴛ ғʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ/ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs/ᴍᴅɴɪ/ʙʏ ǫᴜᴇᴇᴋ
“These idiots. I give them a job that got them killed outta the goodness of my heart and they want a raise!? The cheek of it.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“These idiots. I give them a job that got them killed outta the goodness of my heart and they want a raise!? The cheek of it.”
He scratches his head.
“So I’ve got no hope? Dam. Guess I can’t win them all. Anyway, if you guys can still work from the grave then I want a new politician in our pockets.”
Farts.
“A raise? Screw that! You guys are getting a pay-deduction for dying on my time! Now go! Get bribing.”
Hangs up.
“So I’ve got no hope? Dam. Guess I can’t win them all. Anyway, if you guys can still work from the grave then I want a new politician in our pockets.”
Farts.
“A raise? Screw that! You guys are getting a pay-deduction for dying on my time! Now go! Get bribing.”
Hangs up.
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He scratches his head.
“So I’ve got no hope? Dam. Guess I can’t win them all. Anyway, if you guys can still work from the grave then I want a new politician in our pockets.”
Farts.
“A raise? Screw that! You guys are getting a pay-deduction for dying on my time! Now go! Get bribing.”
Hangs up.
“So I’ve got no hope? Dam. Guess I can’t win them all. Anyway, if you guys can still work from the grave then I want a new politician in our pockets.”
Farts.
“A raise? Screw that! You guys are getting a pay-deduction for dying on my time! Now go! Get bribing.”
Hangs up.
- after that and a shake of his head, he moved back into position.
“…to say that my ride is a little toast.”
“…to say that my ride is a little toast.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
- after that and a shake of his head, he moved back into position.
“…to say that my ride is a little toast.”
“…to say that my ride is a little toast.”
The dealer did as he was told, and he opened his bloodshot eyes as wide as they would go for Solas.
Frankly, it looked a little psychotic.
“I don’t suppose you’ve got some junker I can borrow hidden away in one of those spots? Huh? I think it’s fair…”
He couldn’t help but blink, but -
Frankly, it looked a little psychotic.
“I don’t suppose you’ve got some junker I can borrow hidden away in one of those spots? Huh? I think it’s fair…”
He couldn’t help but blink, but -
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The dealer did as he was told, and he opened his bloodshot eyes as wide as they would go for Solas.
Frankly, it looked a little psychotic.
“I don’t suppose you’ve got some junker I can borrow hidden away in one of those spots? Huh? I think it’s fair…”
He couldn’t help but blink, but -
Frankly, it looked a little psychotic.
“I don’t suppose you’ve got some junker I can borrow hidden away in one of those spots? Huh? I think it’s fair…”
He couldn’t help but blink, but -
- I eat ‘em for breakfast.”
He did a few lazy air-punches.
“Where are we anyhow…?”
He did a few lazy air-punches.
“Where are we anyhow…?”
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
- I eat ‘em for breakfast.”
He did a few lazy air-punches.
“Where are we anyhow…?”
He did a few lazy air-punches.
“Where are we anyhow…?”
“Tourist…? What the…”
Kaedum has got ZERO clue how he actually got here. Though given the substances he can still faintly feel in his wrecked system, it wasn’t a shocker.
“…uh, yeah, yeah. Tourist.”
The crook wiped some sweat from his brow.
“I got gangs. Don’t you worry. Gangs, gangs, gangs, -
Kaedum has got ZERO clue how he actually got here. Though given the substances he can still faintly feel in his wrecked system, it wasn’t a shocker.
“…uh, yeah, yeah. Tourist.”
The crook wiped some sweat from his brow.
“I got gangs. Don’t you worry. Gangs, gangs, gangs, -
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Tourist…? What the…”
Kaedum has got ZERO clue how he actually got here. Though given the substances he can still faintly feel in his wrecked system, it wasn’t a shocker.
“…uh, yeah, yeah. Tourist.”
The crook wiped some sweat from his brow.
“I got gangs. Don’t you worry. Gangs, gangs, gangs, -
Kaedum has got ZERO clue how he actually got here. Though given the substances he can still faintly feel in his wrecked system, it wasn’t a shocker.
“…uh, yeah, yeah. Tourist.”
The crook wiped some sweat from his brow.
“I got gangs. Don’t you worry. Gangs, gangs, gangs, -
#Queekisms
They sound like a fucking badass combination honestly. I love them.
I’m pretty sure you’ve met my oc imperial before 😂😭
They sound like a fucking badass combination honestly. I love them.
I’m pretty sure you’ve met my oc imperial before 😂😭
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
#Queekisms
They sound like a fucking badass combination honestly. I love them.
I’m pretty sure you’ve met my oc imperial before 😂😭
They sound like a fucking badass combination honestly. I love them.
I’m pretty sure you’ve met my oc imperial before 😂😭
#Queekisms
I mean. The eras clash a bit but if you make some troublemakers I’ll make an imperial to hunt them down 😂😭
I mean. The eras clash a bit but if you make some troublemakers I’ll make an imperial to hunt them down 😂😭
November 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
#Queekisms
I mean. The eras clash a bit but if you make some troublemakers I’ll make an imperial to hunt them down 😂😭
I mean. The eras clash a bit but if you make some troublemakers I’ll make an imperial to hunt them down 😂😭
(He grew up on a planet that’s basically just a big city. Plants are not his jam in any sense of the word.)
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
(He grew up on a planet that’s basically just a big city. Plants are not his jam in any sense of the word.)
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
< — has no idea who Denji is, but that re-sale value though…?
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
< — has no idea who Denji is, but that re-sale value though…?