ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴅᴏᴠᴀʀɪ
@aldovarisms.bsky.social
sᴛᴀʀ ᴡᴀʀs ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ/ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ/ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ ʙᴏss ᴏғ ᴄᴏʀᴜsᴄᴀɴᴛ/ᴄʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀʀs ᴇʀᴀ ʙᴜᴛ ғʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ/ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs/ᴍᴅɴɪ/ʙʏ ǫᴜᴇᴇᴋ
Pinned
On the phone (but Star Wars)
“So. The Senator ratted us out…?”
Takes a sip of alcohol.
“…and then you killed him? Good.”
Another.
“But the gang he double-crossed us for killed all of you? Wait how the heck are you calling me!?”
Another.
“Force ghosts? Huh. Neat. How does that even work?”
“So. The Senator ratted us out…?”
Takes a sip of alcohol.
“…and then you killed him? Good.”
Another.
“But the gang he double-crossed us for killed all of you? Wait how the heck are you calling me!?”
Another.
“Force ghosts? Huh. Neat. How does that even work?”
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
On the phone (but Star Wars)
“So. The Senator ratted us out…?”
Takes a sip of alcohol.
“…and then you killed him? Good.”
Another.
“But the gang he double-crossed us for killed all of you? Wait how the heck are you calling me!?”
Another.
“Force ghosts? Huh. Neat. How does that even work?”
“So. The Senator ratted us out…?”
Takes a sip of alcohol.
“…and then you killed him? Good.”
Another.
“But the gang he double-crossed us for killed all of you? Wait how the heck are you calling me!?”
Another.
“Force ghosts? Huh. Neat. How does that even work?”
Reposted by ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴅᴏᴠᴀʀɪ
i know that i have self—destructive behaviorsˎ but it's not something i can just change or turn off. it's like something primal deep within me is calling out for the destruction of myself.
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i know that i have self—destructive behaviorsˎ but it's not something i can just change or turn off. it's like something primal deep within me is calling out for the destruction of myself.
Maybe he’ll buy another bar.
Just for funsies.
Just for funsies.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Maybe he’ll buy another bar.
Just for funsies.
Just for funsies.
Reposted by ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴅᴏᴠᴀʀɪ
❝ 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 . . . ❞
May 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
❝ 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 . . . ❞
Reposted by ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴅᴏᴠᴀʀɪ
It’ll be a moment. I’ll know it when it happens. Something so spectacular, so crazy, so ridiculous that I’ll just know it.
I presume you refer to a particular occupation, but how would you know you're the 'best'?
The galaxy is expansive, and there is much competition within it.
The galaxy is expansive, and there is much competition within it.
That would be nice, but no.
I mean. Eh. What do I mean…?
I want to die knowing I was at the top of my game. That I was the best. I don’t wanna become some old has-been living in some dust bowel out in nowhere.
I wanna die satisfied.
I mean. Eh. What do I mean…?
I want to die knowing I was at the top of my game. That I was the best. I don’t wanna become some old has-been living in some dust bowel out in nowhere.
I wanna die satisfied.
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’ll be a moment. I’ll know it when it happens. Something so spectacular, so crazy, so ridiculous that I’ll just know it.
He loves it!
He has no idea what it is.
But he loves it!
He has no idea what it is.
But he loves it!
she’s brought @aldovarisms.bsky.social a plant as a thank you.
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
He loves it!
He has no idea what it is.
But he loves it!
He has no idea what it is.
But he loves it!
I’m not an enemy of the state.
I’m a product of it.
I’m a product of it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m not an enemy of the state.
I’m a product of it.
I’m a product of it.
“What….?”
“...𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗."
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“What….?”
That would be nice, but no.
I mean. Eh. What do I mean…?
I want to die knowing I was at the top of my game. That I was the best. I don’t wanna become some old has-been living in some dust bowel out in nowhere.
I wanna die satisfied.
I mean. Eh. What do I mean…?
I want to die knowing I was at the top of my game. That I was the best. I don’t wanna become some old has-been living in some dust bowel out in nowhere.
I wanna die satisfied.
So that you are remembered?
I don’t want to burn forever.
I just want to be the brightest.
I just want to be the brightest.
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That would be nice, but no.
I mean. Eh. What do I mean…?
I want to die knowing I was at the top of my game. That I was the best. I don’t wanna become some old has-been living in some dust bowel out in nowhere.
I wanna die satisfied.
I mean. Eh. What do I mean…?
I want to die knowing I was at the top of my game. That I was the best. I don’t wanna become some old has-been living in some dust bowel out in nowhere.
I wanna die satisfied.
CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH!?
➪ Propaganda of him has been popping up once more.. is he gonna start getting recognized more often?
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH!?
Reposted by ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴅᴏᴠᴀʀɪ
"I've learned that lonely roads can lead to hearts of gold. I'll protect the world..."
Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.
Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.
February 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"I've learned that lonely roads can lead to hearts of gold. I'll protect the world..."
Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.
Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.
I don’t want to burn forever.
I just want to be the brightest.
I just want to be the brightest.
Is longevity not a concern for all?
That’s only a problem if you care about longevity.
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don’t want to burn forever.
I just want to be the brightest.
I just want to be the brightest.
#Queekisms
Argh! I wish we had more criminal muses or active justice-y types in SWRP.
I need people to annoy as Kaedum.
It’s what he lives for!
Argh! I wish we had more criminal muses or active justice-y types in SWRP.
I need people to annoy as Kaedum.
It’s what he lives for!
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
#Queekisms
Argh! I wish we had more criminal muses or active justice-y types in SWRP.
I need people to annoy as Kaedum.
It’s what he lives for!
Argh! I wish we had more criminal muses or active justice-y types in SWRP.
I need people to annoy as Kaedum.
It’s what he lives for!
He whistles, and a few moments later some of his grunts drop off a few dozen body-bags.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
please!
Does she want some more?
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
He whistles, and a few moments later some of his grunts drop off a few dozen body-bags.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
That’s only a problem if you care about longevity.
If the 'wild side' involves mental and physical deterioration I am inclined to disagree with that statement.
Oh! You absolutely should be. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.
But ya know.
Life’s more fun on the wild side.
But ya know.
Life’s more fun on the wild side.
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
That’s only a problem if you care about longevity.
Does she want some more?
dragging a body.
frank is hungy.
frank is hungy.
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Does she want some more?
Can you have an Ewok as a pet?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Can you have an Ewok as a pet?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
He’s feeling nice.
DEATHSTICKS FOR EVERYONE!
DEATHSTICKS FOR EVERYONE!
October 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
He’s feeling nice.
DEATHSTICKS FOR EVERYONE!
DEATHSTICKS FOR EVERYONE!
Oh! You absolutely should be. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.
But ya know.
Life’s more fun on the wild side.
But ya know.
Life’s more fun on the wild side.
I would be somewhat concerned about the nature of this 'chemical assistance'.
Would it be enough to say, I had some chemical assistance?
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oh! You absolutely should be. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.
But ya know.
Life’s more fun on the wild side.
But ya know.
Life’s more fun on the wild side.
Would it be enough to say, I had some chemical assistance?
Aya, that I have managed to ascertain with your... enthusiastic assistance.
Was there any particular reason for your reaction?
Was there any particular reason for your reaction?
Well, I’m quite a guy!
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Would it be enough to say, I had some chemical assistance?
Well, I’m quite a guy!
That was quite the reaction...
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well, I’m quite a guy!
< — currently in the middle of a shoot out on the lower levels.
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
< — currently in the middle of a shoot out on the lower levels.
HOW DARE YOU!
Humans can be rather sensitive...
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
HOW DARE YOU!
Who needs real credits WHEN YOU CAN FORGE A FORTUNE!
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Who needs real credits WHEN YOU CAN FORGE A FORTUNE!