Alder
@alderwitch.bsky.social
Here to shitpost about my sims antics mostly. I have a tumblr over at https://alders-simblr.tumblr.com/ where I document the families in my little save project.
[She/Her] | 🌈 | 🔞 | 💜
[She/Her] | 🌈 | 🔞 | 💜
I have no idea what happened, but I bet its Deacon's fault.
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I have no idea what happened, but I bet its Deacon's fault.
OMG Collette.
(Edward Spencer is a rich old dude who lives on an empty lot and has a history of ditching pregnant lovers. This is her BFF's GRANDFATHER)
(Edward Spencer is a rich old dude who lives on an empty lot and has a history of ditching pregnant lovers. This is her BFF's GRANDFATHER)
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
OMG Collette.
(Edward Spencer is a rich old dude who lives on an empty lot and has a history of ditching pregnant lovers. This is her BFF's GRANDFATHER)
(Edward Spencer is a rich old dude who lives on an empty lot and has a history of ditching pregnant lovers. This is her BFF's GRANDFATHER)
Colette spent the funeral talking shit and being pouty that she was not seated next to Abel.
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Colette spent the funeral talking shit and being pouty that she was not seated next to Abel.
Imogen was real mad the whole funeral but sadly did not die of anger which I was low-key rooting for. Nor did she brawl with the judge sadly.
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Imogen was real mad the whole funeral but sadly did not die of anger which I was low-key rooting for. Nor did she brawl with the judge sadly.
So today, we sent Ellie off to the great beyond. To keep the chaos down to a dull roar and because having an Ellie, an Elsie and an Emma was one too many E' names to deal with. She got a color picture to commemorate her life.
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 AM
So today, we sent Ellie off to the great beyond. To keep the chaos down to a dull roar and because having an Ellie, an Elsie and an Emma was one too many E' names to deal with. She got a color picture to commemorate her life.
I needed a map for my save and story files and I couldn't find one that was just right. So I spent all day making this. I'll toss up the PSDs when I've stuck in the snow and deserts and mountains layers in if anyone wants it for anything.
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I needed a map for my save and story files and I couldn't find one that was just right. So I spent all day making this. I'll toss up the PSDs when I've stuck in the snow and deserts and mountains layers in if anyone wants it for anything.
Why do I do this to myself. Also, EA, your rivers make NO SENSE
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Why do I do this to myself. Also, EA, your rivers make NO SENSE
I will forgive the anachronistic phone because, that is an ADORABLE starting pose for woohoo you've picked, Wicked Whims. Well done.
January 25, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I will forgive the anachronistic phone because, that is an ADORABLE starting pose for woohoo you've picked, Wicked Whims. Well done.
Why not just skip the first kiss entirely, I guess.
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Why not just skip the first kiss entirely, I guess.
No one asked for your opinion, Jeremiah!
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 AM
No one asked for your opinion, Jeremiah!
I'm sort of scared to go check on the McBrides now.
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I'm sort of scared to go check on the McBrides now.
WHO is Roberto Crinkletop?!
January 25, 2026 at 4:14 AM
WHO is Roberto Crinkletop?!
And we are instantly back into the chaos.
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 AM
And we are instantly back into the chaos.
But I think this sums it up the best.
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 AM
But I think this sums it up the best.
At last, the giant ranch build is done. I just have the market and saloon to finish and Chestnut ridge will be ready for play finally.
January 24, 2026 at 4:46 AM
At last, the giant ranch build is done. I just have the market and saloon to finish and Chestnut ridge will be ready for play finally.
Jeremiah: Jo-seph-ENE, you're going to stress out the BEES.
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Jeremiah: Jo-seph-ENE, you're going to stress out the BEES.
Oh, Wyatt. I'm not even playing either your OR Abel's household right now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Oh, Wyatt. I'm not even playing either your OR Abel's household right now.
Taking a break from the chaos gremlin households to finish the Connelly ranch tonight. Most wholesome family so far that I've made by far.
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Taking a break from the chaos gremlin households to finish the Connelly ranch tonight. Most wholesome family so far that I've made by far.
Last post of the night, a teaser of families made and connected but not yet housed and fully written up! Right now its 54 created sims total.
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Last post of the night, a teaser of families made and connected but not yet housed and fully written up! Right now its 54 created sims total.
I should dislike Zacchariah the most. He's objectively the worst person in the Abbott family and by stats, a mean drunk.
But this little jerk, though.
Deacon: *interrupts the sexual tension to complain about a missing toy*
But this little jerk, though.
Deacon: *interrupts the sexual tension to complain about a missing toy*
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I should dislike Zacchariah the most. He's objectively the worst person in the Abbott family and by stats, a mean drunk.
But this little jerk, though.
Deacon: *interrupts the sexual tension to complain about a missing toy*
But this little jerk, though.
Deacon: *interrupts the sexual tension to complain about a missing toy*
Poor doomed Margaret. Pretty sure that Zacchariah is about to head off to work completely plastered. Again.
Margaret: Ahahaha. FML.
Margaret: Ahahaha. FML.
January 23, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Poor doomed Margaret. Pretty sure that Zacchariah is about to head off to work completely plastered. Again.
Margaret: Ahahaha. FML.
Margaret: Ahahaha. FML.
The way that Abel looks at Wyatt though.
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 AM
The way that Abel looks at Wyatt though.