Alder
@alderwitch.bsky.social
Here to shitpost about my sims antics mostly. I have a tumblr over at https://alders-simblr.tumblr.com/ where I document the families in my little save project.
[She/Her] | 🌈 | 🔞 | 💜
[She/Her] | 🌈 | 🔞 | 💜
I will forgive the anachronistic phone because, that is an ADORABLE starting pose for woohoo you've picked, Wicked Whims. Well done.
January 25, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I will forgive the anachronistic phone because, that is an ADORABLE starting pose for woohoo you've picked, Wicked Whims. Well done.
Why not just skip the first kiss entirely, I guess.
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Why not just skip the first kiss entirely, I guess.
No one asked for your opinion, Jeremiah!
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 AM
No one asked for your opinion, Jeremiah!
I'm sort of scared to go check on the McBrides now.
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I'm sort of scared to go check on the McBrides now.
WHO is Roberto Crinkletop?!
January 25, 2026 at 4:14 AM
WHO is Roberto Crinkletop?!
And we are instantly back into the chaos.
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 AM
And we are instantly back into the chaos.
I need to get some posed photos of sims but they always get up to the most insane shit when I unpause them. I still haven't sorted out the breakup drama at the McBride mansion. Let's hope no one dies in chapter one, I guess!
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I need to get some posed photos of sims but they always get up to the most insane shit when I unpause them. I still haven't sorted out the breakup drama at the McBride mansion. Let's hope no one dies in chapter one, I guess!
But I think this sums it up the best.
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 AM
But I think this sums it up the best.
To celebrate finishing the Chestnut Ridge builds, I let myself start gameplay for my stories tonight. I took soooo many pictures.
January 24, 2026 at 8:01 AM
To celebrate finishing the Chestnut Ridge builds, I let myself start gameplay for my stories tonight. I took soooo many pictures.
At last, the giant ranch build is done. I just have the market and saloon to finish and Chestnut ridge will be ready for play finally.
January 24, 2026 at 4:46 AM
At last, the giant ranch build is done. I just have the market and saloon to finish and Chestnut ridge will be ready for play finally.
Jeremiah: Jo-seph-ENE, you're going to stress out the BEES.
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Jeremiah: Jo-seph-ENE, you're going to stress out the BEES.
Oh, Wyatt. I'm not even playing either your OR Abel's household right now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Oh, Wyatt. I'm not even playing either your OR Abel's household right now.
Taking a break from the chaos gremlin households to finish the Connelly ranch tonight. Most wholesome family so far that I've made by far.
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Taking a break from the chaos gremlin households to finish the Connelly ranch tonight. Most wholesome family so far that I've made by far.
Ugh, I hate trying to figure out what to pull out of my CC horde to make the game run faster again. I want to keep at all, even if its trash. #trashdragon
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Ugh, I hate trying to figure out what to pull out of my CC horde to make the game run faster again. I want to keep at all, even if its trash. #trashdragon
Its taking like 30 minutes to open my sims game. I probably can't put off purging down my CC anymore. Boooooo.
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Its taking like 30 minutes to open my sims game. I probably can't put off purging down my CC anymore. Boooooo.
Last post of the night, a teaser of families made and connected but not yet housed and fully written up! Right now its 54 created sims total.
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Last post of the night, a teaser of families made and connected but not yet housed and fully written up! Right now its 54 created sims total.
And I will stop my spam for tonight. I have finished every Chestnut Ridge family write up on my tumblr to give a who's who overview of that first world of the save.
January 23, 2026 at 8:18 AM
And I will stop my spam for tonight. I have finished every Chestnut Ridge family write up on my tumblr to give a who's who overview of that first world of the save.
I should dislike Zacchariah the most. He's objectively the worst person in the Abbott family and by stats, a mean drunk.
But this little jerk, though.
Deacon: *interrupts the sexual tension to complain about a missing toy*
But this little jerk, though.
Deacon: *interrupts the sexual tension to complain about a missing toy*
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I should dislike Zacchariah the most. He's objectively the worst person in the Abbott family and by stats, a mean drunk.
But this little jerk, though.
Deacon: *interrupts the sexual tension to complain about a missing toy*
But this little jerk, though.
Deacon: *interrupts the sexual tension to complain about a missing toy*
Poor doomed Margaret. Pretty sure that Zacchariah is about to head off to work completely plastered. Again.
Margaret: Ahahaha. FML.
Margaret: Ahahaha. FML.
January 23, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Poor doomed Margaret. Pretty sure that Zacchariah is about to head off to work completely plastered. Again.
Margaret: Ahahaha. FML.
Margaret: Ahahaha. FML.
The way that Abel looks at Wyatt though.
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 AM
The way that Abel looks at Wyatt though.
Aaaand while I was dealing with wrangling Abbotts, the judge decided to blow up his relationship with the dead maid. Oops.
Ellie is about to be everyone's problem, apparently. RIP my appliances.
Ellie is about to be everyone's problem, apparently. RIP my appliances.
January 23, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Aaaand while I was dealing with wrangling Abbotts, the judge decided to blow up his relationship with the dead maid. Oops.
Ellie is about to be everyone's problem, apparently. RIP my appliances.
Ellie is about to be everyone's problem, apparently. RIP my appliances.
Nana: When you come in bare foot, you track muddy footprints all over this floor. Don't you boys own any shoes?
(Also, Abel, no. Elsie is way too good for you. Whyyyy do you only get the hots for the sims you weren't intended for. I made you to be a mistake EMMA makes)
Abel: *does what he wants*
(Also, Abel, no. Elsie is way too good for you. Whyyyy do you only get the hots for the sims you weren't intended for. I made you to be a mistake EMMA makes)
Abel: *does what he wants*
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Nana: When you come in bare foot, you track muddy footprints all over this floor. Don't you boys own any shoes?
(Also, Abel, no. Elsie is way too good for you. Whyyyy do you only get the hots for the sims you weren't intended for. I made you to be a mistake EMMA makes)
Abel: *does what he wants*
(Also, Abel, no. Elsie is way too good for you. Whyyyy do you only get the hots for the sims you weren't intended for. I made you to be a mistake EMMA makes)
Abel: *does what he wants*