alder
alderfae.bsky.social
alder
@alderfae.bsky.social
I like big books and I cannot lie, and also women.

If you enjoy my nonsense, check me out on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alderfae
Lol it's one of those - you love it or you hate it drinks bc it's fermented 😂

I love it.

@yuriko.bsky.social hates it lol
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I am dead fucking serious lol. Patron needed help printing pics from his phone, he plugged it into the PC and he's like, "how do I know which folder it's in?"

So I sorted them by date, and he opened the folder and just... yeah the pics he needed were there but so was his 🍆🍆🍆
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Was listening to music while shelving, so I only caught the latter of the altercation but it was "something something, you busted ass can of biscuits."
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And kisses :3
October 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I definitely laughed about that. But not about the other shit yesterday. I'll DM you 😆
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
She's my little basement creature 💕
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Truuue lol. It just cracks me up bc I'll be in the kitchen, grabbing a coffee and then hear unhinged screaming from the basement 😂
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM