@aldenmccoy.bsky.social
"I'm touch starved" Is the women equivalent of "Where my hug at? "
June 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"I'm touch starved" Is the women equivalent of "Where my hug at? "
Listening to death grips on an Aldi feels like a "try not to laugh compilation'
May 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Listening to death grips on an Aldi feels like a "try not to laugh compilation'
You can't spell chilli without chill...
May 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You can't spell chilli without chill...
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this is what it would look like, if you even care
April 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this is what it would look like, if you even care
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Ladies and gentlemen: we did it
In email to X staff, Musk says "user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we're barely breaking even"; sources: banks plan to sell their debt in X (Wall Street Journal)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: we did it
Took and Ambien and an Adderall and went to purgatory
January 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Took and Ambien and an Adderall and went to purgatory
I'm over at your baby mama house drinking straight out the faucet.
December 31, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I'm over at your baby mama house drinking straight out the faucet.
"go shrimp gurl"
December 29, 2024 at 2:28 AM
"go shrimp gurl"
Yeah and who's gonna stop me from walking down the dressing aisle and shaking up all the vinaigrettes?
December 21, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Yeah and who's gonna stop me from walking down the dressing aisle and shaking up all the vinaigrettes?
Seeing @jud888.bsky.social listen to bladee is like seeing a cat drink milk.
December 13, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Seeing @jud888.bsky.social listen to bladee is like seeing a cat drink milk.
Seeing @bolafeld.bsky.social listen to bjork is like seeing a frog on a Lilly pad
December 13, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Seeing @bolafeld.bsky.social listen to bjork is like seeing a frog on a Lilly pad
If anyone knows a vampire or how to become one, let me know. I just want to talk.
December 8, 2024 at 7:35 PM
If anyone knows a vampire or how to become one, let me know. I just want to talk.
To all the cat accounts following me, here you go.
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
To all the cat accounts following me, here you go.
If I had a quarter for every drink I had last night I'd have $2.56
December 4, 2024 at 3:03 AM
If I had a quarter for every drink I had last night I'd have $2.56
Asked my ai Kurt Cobain bot what he thought about the new Tyler the creator album. He kept repeating "the end is nigh, hold close the ones you love". So, idk if he liked it or not
December 2, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Asked my ai Kurt Cobain bot what he thought about the new Tyler the creator album. He kept repeating "the end is nigh, hold close the ones you love". So, idk if he liked it or not
The government beams YouTube links into my brain while I sleep. I believe this may be an operative to pacify me but all it does is give me a good playlist youtube.com/playlist?lis...
brain rot - YouTube
youtube.com
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
The government beams YouTube links into my brain while I sleep. I believe this may be an operative to pacify me but all it does is give me a good playlist youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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@aldenmccoy.bsky.social
I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF DUST, MOLD, AND MILDEW.
DAWG (ITALICIZED, TWICE UNDERLINED)
I DON' WANNA BRAG OR NOTHIN,
(SCREENSHOT OF MODEST BANK ACCOUNT)
I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF DUST, MOLD, AND MILDEW.
DAWG (ITALICIZED, TWICE UNDERLINED)
I DON' WANNA BRAG OR NOTHIN,
(SCREENSHOT OF MODEST BANK ACCOUNT)
December 1, 2024 at 9:50 PM
@aldenmccoy.bsky.social
I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF DUST, MOLD, AND MILDEW.
DAWG (ITALICIZED, TWICE UNDERLINED)
I DON' WANNA BRAG OR NOTHIN,
(SCREENSHOT OF MODEST BANK ACCOUNT)
I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF DUST, MOLD, AND MILDEW.
DAWG (ITALICIZED, TWICE UNDERLINED)
I DON' WANNA BRAG OR NOTHIN,
(SCREENSHOT OF MODEST BANK ACCOUNT)
Call me a cannibal the way I eat these crackers
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Call me a cannibal the way I eat these crackers
I just tech decked over my ds, the LONG way
November 26, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I just tech decked over my ds, the LONG way