Hard to not feel a little rejected sitting in my car hoping to get a DoorDash order. 🫤

While giving blood today I noticed four names from the same family on the mega donor list. The same family that happens to own the crematorium.
Seems like a counter-intuitive business model. Not judging. 🤷

If he gets a deferred sentence to begin Jan ‘29 I hope the judge takes DT’s passport, because, of his ability to evade justice. Because there will be no justice as a result of this trial embarassing the shit out of him would tickle me to bits.

What the world needs now is an album of Tom Waits and Bob Dylan singing Gershwin and Sondheim tunes

some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone

Y’all should watch this.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYxT8Rgh/

It was a good week. My parents stayed with us and I didn’t drink. Liverpool @lfcr.bsky.social won 3 games! At this rate they could claim the most indisputable PL 🏆 ever.

A certain family member did all of the things and more that I’d expect but I still didn’t drink.

🤔 #UnionsForAll

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What is posting on this app called? Skywriting? Blooking?

I am not drinking so much in anticipation of family coming to town. I’m 15 days alcohol free but, If I don’t make at least a gallon of my zero proof tamarind margaritas (they’re quite good actually) I’m gonna set my freaking hair on fire. I will accept Xanax donations.

Of course my first follower was a porn bot 😣

Leak the report. Pass it on.