Aldan Hewell
@aldanhewell.bsky.social
I'm a twitter refugee. Just got banned permanently for making a joke about one fictional character slapping another fictional character around the back of the head.
Author, 4 adult books published on Amazon so far. More to come (eventually)
Author, 4 adult books published on Amazon so far. More to come (eventually)
You mean something like....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrA...
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August 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You mean something like....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrA...
July 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Of course not. Still ooozing money out of every pore.
July 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Of course not. Still ooozing money out of every pore.
Just like all his predictions, nothing ever comes of them.
We'll be on mars 4 years ago, we'll have self driving cars 5 years ago, we'll have hyperloops between major cities 6 years ago, blahblahblah.
When are they going to learn? He's nothing but hot air. It's all hype, as is the Tesla stock price
We'll be on mars 4 years ago, we'll have self driving cars 5 years ago, we'll have hyperloops between major cities 6 years ago, blahblahblah.
When are they going to learn? He's nothing but hot air. It's all hype, as is the Tesla stock price
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Just like all his predictions, nothing ever comes of them.
We'll be on mars 4 years ago, we'll have self driving cars 5 years ago, we'll have hyperloops between major cities 6 years ago, blahblahblah.
When are they going to learn? He's nothing but hot air. It's all hype, as is the Tesla stock price
We'll be on mars 4 years ago, we'll have self driving cars 5 years ago, we'll have hyperloops between major cities 6 years ago, blahblahblah.
When are they going to learn? He's nothing but hot air. It's all hype, as is the Tesla stock price
If you're a 14 year old who's had that address since 1994, you'll've had to have experienced at least one reincarnation.
July 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you're a 14 year old who's had that address since 1994, you'll've had to have experienced at least one reincarnation.
At least I didn't need to do anything on Recon.com. They used common sense, there. I'd been on the site since the 1990s, so, anyone who'd been on there for at least 18 years got an automatic pass.
If they could see how long I'd been using my email address at gmail, that'd be an automatic pass, too.
If they could see how long I'd been using my email address at gmail, that'd be an automatic pass, too.
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July 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
At least I didn't need to do anything on Recon.com. They used common sense, there. I'd been on the site since the 1990s, so, anyone who'd been on there for at least 18 years got an automatic pass.
If they could see how long I'd been using my email address at gmail, that'd be an automatic pass, too.
If they could see how long I'd been using my email address at gmail, that'd be an automatic pass, too.
Pfft, I'm 58! And their age guessing app doesn't even do anything but bring up a window and show my face as I look at the screen. That's all it does. "Get your face in the frame" is the only instruction I receive and it does nothing.
July 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pfft, I'm 58! And their age guessing app doesn't even do anything but bring up a window and show my face as I look at the screen. That's all it does. "Get your face in the frame" is the only instruction I receive and it does nothing.
When are you going to fix this mess, @bsky.app
I need my messages. I can't verify this account because your facial recognition bullshit is utterly useless and I've already verified an account with my credit card and it won't let me do the same with this one.
Fix it!
I need my messages. I can't verify this account because your facial recognition bullshit is utterly useless and I've already verified an account with my credit card and it won't let me do the same with this one.
Fix it!
July 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When are you going to fix this mess, @bsky.app
I need my messages. I can't verify this account because your facial recognition bullshit is utterly useless and I've already verified an account with my credit card and it won't let me do the same with this one.
Fix it!
I need my messages. I can't verify this account because your facial recognition bullshit is utterly useless and I've already verified an account with my credit card and it won't let me do the same with this one.
Fix it!
where the hell did they get a raccoon?
July 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
where the hell did they get a raccoon?
Those look more like walnuts to me.
July 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Those look more like walnuts to me.
Just hope you don't have any conversations with geeks, because grok had a meaning long before Musk hijacked it.
July 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just hope you don't have any conversations with geeks, because grok had a meaning long before Musk hijacked it.
If this is ITA (think that's what it was called), yep, I'm one of them.
July 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If this is ITA (think that's what it was called), yep, I'm one of them.
Yes!
As long as Chorlton, Jamie and Wordsworth are on the other three. And they could put Dangermouse and Penfold on the backs of the £2 and £1 coins.
As long as Chorlton, Jamie and Wordsworth are on the other three. And they could put Dangermouse and Penfold on the backs of the £2 and £1 coins.
July 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yes!
As long as Chorlton, Jamie and Wordsworth are on the other three. And they could put Dangermouse and Penfold on the backs of the £2 and £1 coins.
As long as Chorlton, Jamie and Wordsworth are on the other three. And they could put Dangermouse and Penfold on the backs of the £2 and £1 coins.
I prefer the far cruder form
As thick as pig shit.
As thick as pig shit.
July 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I prefer the far cruder form
As thick as pig shit.
As thick as pig shit.
Don't tell me, lemme guess...
Someone claiming ACOTAR is original?
Someone claiming ACOTAR is original?
July 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Don't tell me, lemme guess...
Someone claiming ACOTAR is original?
Someone claiming ACOTAR is original?
Ah, finally, Shooting Stars gets a place in history.
July 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ah, finally, Shooting Stars gets a place in history.
Who the fuck would want to smell like Trump?
July 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Who the fuck would want to smell like Trump?
That's a weird take, posting the toymaker as the doctor.
:)
:)
July 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That's a weird take, posting the toymaker as the doctor.
:)
:)
How is an author responsible for lazy reviewers, that's what's irking me.
Why should I suffer for some arsehole I've never even met, let alone spoken to?
Why should I suffer for some arsehole I've never even met, let alone spoken to?
June 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
How is an author responsible for lazy reviewers, that's what's irking me.
Why should I suffer for some arsehole I've never even met, let alone spoken to?
Why should I suffer for some arsehole I've never even met, let alone spoken to?
I'm a northherner. Tea time to me means the evening meal after school. Fish fingers and chips, maybe. Or whatever and chips, but always "and chips".
June 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm a northherner. Tea time to me means the evening meal after school. Fish fingers and chips, maybe. Or whatever and chips, but always "and chips".
<movie trailor voice> In a wooooorld... where corporate greed trumps all other human rights, a bot arose...
June 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
<movie trailor voice> In a wooooorld... where corporate greed trumps all other human rights, a bot arose...