Aldan Hewell
aldanhewell.bsky.social
Aldan Hewell
@aldanhewell.bsky.social
I'm a twitter refugee. Just got banned permanently for making a joke about one fictional character slapping another fictional character around the back of the head.

Author, 4 adult books published on Amazon so far. More to come (eventually)
July 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you could...

Oh, God! What a Suit!: books2read.com/u/3yxgMZ
Adam Enslaved: books2read.com/u/bpxjxW
Oh, and book 3, Hounds Unleashed, but I couldn't get books2read to work with that one for some reason. Easy enough to find based on the other two though.
June 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
May 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Should definitely be dark haired. This is what Arthur Dent looks like, from the very beginning. (Ignore the movie, it's trash).
April 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Alex Hirsch will return as Bill Cypher in Avengers: Doomsday.
March 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It was a woman who coined the phrase (or at least popularised it).
Janey Godley (RIP) held up the sign at a scottish golf course owned by Trump...
March 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Please!
Someone invent a time machine and send me back to 1935.
Just, give me a chance to convert all my money into gold, so I'm set up when I get there.
March 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Should've used this image, at least there's a threat, then.
March 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
“people are allowed to dislike things” WRONG. no one is allowed to dislike Walter Bishop.
March 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A rubber suit like no other. Perfect in design, but... no zip? When Dan becomes obsessed with the suit and finally finds out how to put it on, it'll change his life forever in totally unexpected ways.
March 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's not anymore, but it was self published originally, as were 6 of its sequels...
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reminds me of a thing Spitting Image did at its height.
January 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
OK, I'll bite...
Book 1.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 AM
To celebrate the release of the third book in my series, I'm making the first free and reducing the cost of the second for a few days. Think of it as a cyber Monday deal.
Check out Aldan Hewell on Amazon for more details.
Hounds Unleased should be available by Monday
November 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
OK, first there was elf on the shelf.
Then smeagol on a beagle...

But what about...
November 29, 2024 at 8:03 PM
November 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Definitely adult only.
Here are the three books currently published by Amazon.

The final curse, in which our protagonist finds a genie's lamp and makes a very foolish wish related to bondage.

And two books in my "Slaves of Master Q" series. "Oh, God, what a suit." and "Adam Enslaved".
October 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM