I hope Weekend Update continues the tradition of Norm Macdonald's ruthless hammering of a joke, but instead of OJ, it's all about releasing the Epstein files.

@snlwriter.bsky.social

@mta.info why have homeless outreach if a train with numerous homeless people sits at apu citrus for 10-15 minutes and the outreach scrolls Facebook.

"Democrats will get a bad ruling from the parliamentarian and they'll say, 'welp, what could we possibly do?' Whereas the Republicans are like, 'the parliamentarian says we can't do that so let's just get a new fucking parliamentarian.' And that's a microcosm for the broader fight."

Sums up my feelings. Can we promote @repjasmine.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social into major leadership. They're articulate, sharp and have energy for this moment. Decorum and tradition be damned we need scrappy fighters...we can't wait till midterms.

Here’s a podcast I just did that was a lot of fun. We covered some pretty interesting topics, including the alt-right pipeline from videogames to Rogan to white nationalism.

This is getting ridiculous.
The opposition party leadership isn't nimble enough or ready for the current onslaught on every fed institution. We can't wait until the midterms.

Step aside and let the next generation lead this fight.
@schumer.senate.gov @connolly.house.gov

Be nice if more national leadership could start making noise like this, instead of spamming me text messages asking for money without telling me how they will capture the narrative.

www.reddit.com/r/huntington...

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

@bearsnationchi.bsky.social So let's play a fun game I like to call how will my heart be broken this week.

I'll go, fumbled snap returned for 6 when we take a knee to "Win"