Michael Grieve
@alchemichael.bsky.social
Husband, father, graphic designer, alchemist & Brit exiled in Ireland 🇮🇪
Imagine the levels of ironic mirth to be mined from the scenario of his showing up to court only to be pounced upon and disappeared by his former colleagues 😳🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Imagine the levels of ironic mirth to be mined from the scenario of his showing up to court only to be pounced upon and disappeared by his former colleagues 😳🤣🤣
Next up: OPERATION BLOW BUBBA
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Next up: OPERATION BLOW BUBBA
Reporter: And did they find anything?
Trump: No, absolutely nothing. There was nothing there.
Trump: No, absolutely nothing. There was nothing there.
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Reporter: And did they find anything?
Trump: No, absolutely nothing. There was nothing there.
Trump: No, absolutely nothing. There was nothing there.
There may be a difference between having sex with a five year-old and a fifteen year-old. But if you did, in either case, you’d still be a nonce. 😳
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
There may be a difference between having sex with a five year-old and a fifteen year-old. But if you did, in either case, you’d still be a nonce. 😳
The real challenge would be making her look GOOD. No amount of editing could help with that.
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The real challenge would be making her look GOOD. No amount of editing could help with that.
Can’t disagree, but ever the optimist, I’m still hoping a bloody, embarrassing and very public prolapse will accelerate the demise somewhat.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Can’t disagree, but ever the optimist, I’m still hoping a bloody, embarrassing and very public prolapse will accelerate the demise somewhat.
I imagine Priti Patel will therefore be publicly condemning Lam’s comments any second now… 😳
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I imagine Priti Patel will therefore be publicly condemning Lam’s comments any second now… 😳
No need to pitch a tent indoors to stay overnight at the office unless your tech overlord boss hasn’t kept up basic building maintenance and you have rain pissing in through the ceiling. Which is a distinct possibility 😳🙄
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
No need to pitch a tent indoors to stay overnight at the office unless your tech overlord boss hasn’t kept up basic building maintenance and you have rain pissing in through the ceiling. Which is a distinct possibility 😳🙄
Let’s hope not. 🤞
October 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Let’s hope not. 🤞
Who’s he got doing the renovations… the Israeli government? 😳🫣😱
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Who’s he got doing the renovations… the Israeli government? 😳🫣😱
‘The aliens have been treated very unfairly…’ 😳
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
‘The aliens have been treated very unfairly…’ 😳
Are her eyes sinking back into her face? 😳
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Are her eyes sinking back into her face? 😳
It’s a way off Christmas yet, but:
Bad Prince Noncealot looked out
On the feast of Epstein
Jailbait girls were all about
And his thoughts were unclean
The disco lights shone bright that night
Tho no sweat was dripping
He’s such a creepy sack of shite
Whose royal wings need clipping.
😉
Bad Prince Noncealot looked out
On the feast of Epstein
Jailbait girls were all about
And his thoughts were unclean
The disco lights shone bright that night
Tho no sweat was dripping
He’s such a creepy sack of shite
Whose royal wings need clipping.
😉
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s a way off Christmas yet, but:
Bad Prince Noncealot looked out
On the feast of Epstein
Jailbait girls were all about
And his thoughts were unclean
The disco lights shone bright that night
Tho no sweat was dripping
He’s such a creepy sack of shite
Whose royal wings need clipping.
😉
Bad Prince Noncealot looked out
On the feast of Epstein
Jailbait girls were all about
And his thoughts were unclean
The disco lights shone bright that night
Tho no sweat was dripping
He’s such a creepy sack of shite
Whose royal wings need clipping.
😉
Sadly, yes. And these are still photos, so you can only imagine the level of ‘quality’ forthcoming in terms of moving images, facial expressions and conveying human emotions. Don’t think Meryl Streep has too much to worry about just yet… 😉
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sadly, yes. And these are still photos, so you can only imagine the level of ‘quality’ forthcoming in terms of moving images, facial expressions and conveying human emotions. Don’t think Meryl Streep has too much to worry about just yet… 😉
The same industry whose ‘art’ can’t even achieve basic levels of consistency in the rendering of their trumpet-fanfared AI actress, ‘Tilly Norwood’. What colour are her eyes supposed to be, exactly? P😳🙄😂🤣🤣🤣
October 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The same industry whose ‘art’ can’t even achieve basic levels of consistency in the rendering of their trumpet-fanfared AI actress, ‘Tilly Norwood’. What colour are her eyes supposed to be, exactly? P😳🙄😂🤣🤣🤣
To borrow one of their own tactics, it’s an ICE agent pretending to be ANTIFA just to cause trouble…
October 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
To borrow one of their own tactics, it’s an ICE agent pretending to be ANTIFA just to cause trouble…
I do hope she publicly shit herself as a result.
October 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I do hope she publicly shit herself as a result.
Thirty million quid later, the RAF would have taken delivery of a dozen boxes of these…
October 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thirty million quid later, the RAF would have taken delivery of a dozen boxes of these…
“They’re eating the swans, they’re eating the red-breasted Mergansers…”
Shame they’re not going for the daft old Coots. 😉
Shame they’re not going for the daft old Coots. 😉
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
“They’re eating the swans, they’re eating the red-breasted Mergansers…”
Shame they’re not going for the daft old Coots. 😉
Shame they’re not going for the daft old Coots. 😉
I doubt it’s Homan’s first rodeo when it comes to ‘cash-in-a-bag’ bungs, but why should a top government job be allowed to get in the way of a good thing? 😉
September 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I doubt it’s Homan’s first rodeo when it comes to ‘cash-in-a-bag’ bungs, but why should a top government job be allowed to get in the way of a good thing? 😉
I always found his brother to be much more personable…
September 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I always found his brother to be much more personable…
Could have been worse… Laurel and Hardy theme, for example? 😳
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Could have been worse… Laurel and Hardy theme, for example? 😳
Can’t believe they forgot John Inman, Captain Sensible and Claire Rayner. Whole thing would have added up perfectly then 😳
September 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Can’t believe they forgot John Inman, Captain Sensible and Claire Rayner. Whole thing would have added up perfectly then 😳