Michael Grieve
@alchemichael.bsky.social
Husband, father, graphic designer, alchemist & Brit exiled in Ireland 🇮🇪
The same industry whose ‘art’ can’t even achieve basic levels of consistency in the rendering of their trumpet-fanfared AI actress, ‘Tilly Norwood’. What colour are her eyes supposed to be, exactly? P😳🙄😂🤣🤣🤣
October 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The same industry whose ‘art’ can’t even achieve basic levels of consistency in the rendering of their trumpet-fanfared AI actress, ‘Tilly Norwood’. What colour are her eyes supposed to be, exactly? P😳🙄😂🤣🤣🤣
Thirty million quid later, the RAF would have taken delivery of a dozen boxes of these…
October 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thirty million quid later, the RAF would have taken delivery of a dozen boxes of these…
I always found his brother to be much more personable…
September 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I always found his brother to be much more personable…
‘Come to Dubai - the worlds most superficial, artificial, sweltering, tacky, gold-plated hellhole that attracts absolute c**ts like flies to a festering pile of shit’.
Dubai Tourist Board.
Probably. Not.
Dubai Tourist Board.
Probably. Not.
August 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
‘Come to Dubai - the worlds most superficial, artificial, sweltering, tacky, gold-plated hellhole that attracts absolute c**ts like flies to a festering pile of shit’.
Dubai Tourist Board.
Probably. Not.
Dubai Tourist Board.
Probably. Not.
Just wait till you see what we have prowling around in County Cork…
August 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just wait till you see what we have prowling around in County Cork…
“Melanie! Jeff’s asked me to his island again this weekend… have you seen my swimming trunks anywhere?”
July 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Melanie! Jeff’s asked me to his island again this weekend… have you seen my swimming trunks anywhere?”
“Melanie! I’m going out to Jeff’s island again this weekend… you know where my swimming trunks are?”
July 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
“Melanie! I’m going out to Jeff’s island again this weekend… you know where my swimming trunks are?”
You have to admit, this one was pretty funny 😉🤣
July 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You have to admit, this one was pretty funny 😉🤣
Big mistake, everyone! Lauren did a typo. She meant ‘wanks’, not tanks. 😳✊🍆💦
July 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Big mistake, everyone! Lauren did a typo. She meant ‘wanks’, not tanks. 😳✊🍆💦
Here’s a Tardigrade playing Sibelius’ Violin Concerto especially for all those poor ICE agents. Life is so unfair sometimes, isn’t it? 😳🤣🤣
June 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Here’s a Tardigrade playing Sibelius’ Violin Concerto especially for all those poor ICE agents. Life is so unfair sometimes, isn’t it? 😳🤣🤣
‘Sideshow Birb’ seems both completely unable to keep culture war politics out of her classrooms and unwilling to let kids do anything that might provide them with some form of enjoyment.
June 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
‘Sideshow Birb’ seems both completely unable to keep culture war politics out of her classrooms and unwilling to let kids do anything that might provide them with some form of enjoyment.
Is it just me, or…? 😳
June 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Is it just me, or…? 😳
‘Never even got started’. 😳🤥
June 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
‘Never even got started’. 😳🤥
‘Sideshow Birb’ enjoying the noise of her own opinion again. Be nice if she kept it to herself occasionally 😳🙄
June 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
‘Sideshow Birb’ enjoying the noise of her own opinion again. Be nice if she kept it to herself occasionally 😳🙄
Reminds me of someone. 😳
June 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Reminds me of someone. 😳
The family estate of Roger Moore has been in touch and they want his eyebrow back… 😡😱
June 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The family estate of Roger Moore has been in touch and they want his eyebrow back… 😡😱
‘Fewer’, not ‘less’.
Reminds me of a joke. Leavitt and Trump walking to a press conference together.
Trump: “we have to get immigration down. We need less of them coming in!”
Leavitt: “Fewer”.
Trump: “Shhh! Don’t call me that in public yet!”
Reminds me of a joke. Leavitt and Trump walking to a press conference together.
Trump: “we have to get immigration down. We need less of them coming in!”
Leavitt: “Fewer”.
Trump: “Shhh! Don’t call me that in public yet!”
May 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
‘Fewer’, not ‘less’.
Reminds me of a joke. Leavitt and Trump walking to a press conference together.
Trump: “we have to get immigration down. We need less of them coming in!”
Leavitt: “Fewer”.
Trump: “Shhh! Don’t call me that in public yet!”
Reminds me of a joke. Leavitt and Trump walking to a press conference together.
Trump: “we have to get immigration down. We need less of them coming in!”
Leavitt: “Fewer”.
Trump: “Shhh! Don’t call me that in public yet!”