Yves
Yves
@albertyves.bsky.social
Author
L’Improbable Ulysse, Le Necromantique (French)
The Florist (English)
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A #soliloquy in French, a #soliloquy in English,
Two #soliloquies holding hands,
Hypocritical romantics,
Neither listening to the other,
Not noticing they were leaking oil all over the carpet.

This is politics!
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Today, 84 years ago, the sky over #PearlHarbor turned #magenta, painted by the blood of 2,404 soldiers and civilians.
We cannot forgive, and we should not forget.
May you all Rest in Peace.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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...And who said that we cannot have a #vespertine event when the alligator is in the flamingo's drink?
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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'It's a crepuscular moment when the elephant comes to drink, but when the flamingo lands, it becomes a #vespertine image.'
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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'See, the problem with being #chivalrous is that you have to look knightly, and that cost money!
I tried shared investment, but that looked only half #chivalrous and not #suave at all.'
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"Do you have to be French to be #suave?"
"Don't know, but being arrogant certainly helps."
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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OK, so I look ugly, but I lost my Oakley's on the way up the #aphotic zone; with them on, I look quite cool (and I can keep my eyes open).
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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That love did not #last long, it only #lasted the space of an instant, but at the astronomical level, that was already something.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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The #last of the Mohicans was a show-off, the last son of the Sachem. The one who really counted was the one-before #last of the tribe.
😜

Gary knew it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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When you're up to you ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that the #goal was to drain the swamp.

Old Florida saying?
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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"Say, do you know who is the greatest soccer player of all times?"
"Maradona?"
"Nope. It was Julius Caesar; he even wrote a book about it: 'The Conquest of the #goals'"!
"'The Conquest of the Gauls', dummy1"
"Gauls, #goals, tomatoes, tomatoes..."
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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It was a most improbable heist at the most famous museum, the #louvre in Paris.
In this fertile ground for the #myth, the seed happened to be a young man, Mr. Delvaux, stepping in the picture.
From a #distance, he became the enigmatic detective.

The incongruity developed the #myth.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!

(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"Why the long face? And the red suit?"
"We just lost Al, I am back from the funeral."
"Al? Al Who?"
"Al Leg, the shyster, the court jester."
"Like in: 'I knew him Horatio...*" What did he die of? A reluctant divorcee?"
"No, crushed under a ton of #law books!"

*Hamlet...
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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"I have a problem with #language: I don't understand anything!"
"Did you try some of the translating AIs?"
"Yeah, not prefect yet."
"Ah! Try the Babell Fish: Ford Prefect slipped one in Arthur Dent's hear. It translate all alien #language."

(Thanks to Douglas Adams for The Hitchhiker's...)
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"You don't understand; am I speaking in an unknown #language?"
"No, it just gets complicated. Did you notice that the word 'complicated' comes up more and more often?"
"Yes. I miss the days when a good smack over the head was all the #language one needed to know."
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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James Watson died Thursday. He and Francis Crick opened up the secrets of life.
They made #history in our generation.

RIP Mr. Watson.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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She could have just said that we should start seeing other people, kissed me goodbye, explained that it was not me but her, told me that we were #history...
I would have understood.
Now, it's going to be more difficult to pardon 😢
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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"What are you going dressed as?"
"Dressed? What for?"
"It's #Halloween, pumpkin head!"
"Oh, that! I was going as Don Quixote, but the party is in a windmill, so..."
"Have to rethink, havent you?"
"Yope. You think going as a cellist is a valid approach?"
"Yes, but not much of a costume."
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"We are #Martians, we come in peace, take us to your feeders."
"To ... what?"
"We are not thrilled by your leaders, so..."
"You're sure you're #martians?"
"We have badges and credentials; we are here to serve you."
"Looks like a recipe book."
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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"You know why the 'Tea Party' ended up in a splash?"
"No #saucer?"
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM