Yves
@albertyves.bsky.social
Author
L’Improbable Ulysse, Le Necromantique (French)
The Florist (English)
L’Improbable Ulysse, Le Necromantique (French)
The Florist (English)
#vss365
A #soliloquy in French, a #soliloquy in English,
Two #soliloquies holding hands,
Hypocritical romantics,
Neither listening to the other,
Not noticing they were leaking oil all over the carpet.
This is politics!
A #soliloquy in French, a #soliloquy in English,
Two #soliloquies holding hands,
Hypocritical romantics,
Neither listening to the other,
Not noticing they were leaking oil all over the carpet.
This is politics!
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
#vss365
A #soliloquy in French, a #soliloquy in English,
Two #soliloquies holding hands,
Hypocritical romantics,
Neither listening to the other,
Not noticing they were leaking oil all over the carpet.
This is politics!
A #soliloquy in French, a #soliloquy in English,
Two #soliloquies holding hands,
Hypocritical romantics,
Neither listening to the other,
Not noticing they were leaking oil all over the carpet.
This is politics!
#vss365
Today, 84 years ago, the sky over #PearlHarbor turned #magenta, painted by the blood of 2,404 soldiers and civilians.
We cannot forgive, and we should not forget.
May you all Rest in Peace.
Today, 84 years ago, the sky over #PearlHarbor turned #magenta, painted by the blood of 2,404 soldiers and civilians.
We cannot forgive, and we should not forget.
May you all Rest in Peace.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
#vss365
Today, 84 years ago, the sky over #PearlHarbor turned #magenta, painted by the blood of 2,404 soldiers and civilians.
We cannot forgive, and we should not forget.
May you all Rest in Peace.
Today, 84 years ago, the sky over #PearlHarbor turned #magenta, painted by the blood of 2,404 soldiers and civilians.
We cannot forgive, and we should not forget.
May you all Rest in Peace.
#vss365
...And who said that we cannot have a #vespertine event when the alligator is in the flamingo's drink?
...And who said that we cannot have a #vespertine event when the alligator is in the flamingo's drink?
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
#vss365
...And who said that we cannot have a #vespertine event when the alligator is in the flamingo's drink?
...And who said that we cannot have a #vespertine event when the alligator is in the flamingo's drink?
#vss365
'It's a crepuscular moment when the elephant comes to drink, but when the flamingo lands, it becomes a #vespertine image.'
'It's a crepuscular moment when the elephant comes to drink, but when the flamingo lands, it becomes a #vespertine image.'
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#vss365
'It's a crepuscular moment when the elephant comes to drink, but when the flamingo lands, it becomes a #vespertine image.'
'It's a crepuscular moment when the elephant comes to drink, but when the flamingo lands, it becomes a #vespertine image.'
#vss365
'See, the problem with being #chivalrous is that you have to look knightly, and that cost money!
I tried shared investment, but that looked only half #chivalrous and not #suave at all.'
'See, the problem with being #chivalrous is that you have to look knightly, and that cost money!
I tried shared investment, but that looked only half #chivalrous and not #suave at all.'
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
#vss365
'See, the problem with being #chivalrous is that you have to look knightly, and that cost money!
I tried shared investment, but that looked only half #chivalrous and not #suave at all.'
'See, the problem with being #chivalrous is that you have to look knightly, and that cost money!
I tried shared investment, but that looked only half #chivalrous and not #suave at all.'
#vss365
"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
#vss365
"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
"I swear to you, we cannot squeeze another one in!"
"Oh, come on, this is #achievable! Today is #sardine day, at least on this side of the pound."
"We've gotta give it to you, Yanks, to have a national day for everything."
#vss365
I had a little too much to drink, so as no alternative #transport was available, I decided to let Robot drive.
Bad idea, the beast seemed as drunk as I was and could not take a few steps without falling flat on its face.
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I had a little too much to drink, so as no alternative #transport was available, I decided to let Robot drive.
Bad idea, the beast seemed as drunk as I was and could not take a few steps without falling flat on its face.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...
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November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
#vss365
I had a little too much to drink, so as no alternative #transport was available, I decided to let Robot drive.
Bad idea, the beast seemed as drunk as I was and could not take a few steps without falling flat on its face.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...
I had a little too much to drink, so as no alternative #transport was available, I decided to let Robot drive.
Bad idea, the beast seemed as drunk as I was and could not take a few steps without falling flat on its face.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...
#vss365
It was a most improbable heist at the most famous museum, the #louvre in Paris.
In this fertile ground for the #myth, the seed happened to be a young man, Mr. Delvaux, stepping in the picture.
From a #distance, he became the enigmatic detective.
The incongruity developed the #myth.
It was a most improbable heist at the most famous museum, the #louvre in Paris.
In this fertile ground for the #myth, the seed happened to be a young man, Mr. Delvaux, stepping in the picture.
From a #distance, he became the enigmatic detective.
The incongruity developed the #myth.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#vss365
I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!
(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!
(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#vss365
I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!
(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
I am sorry to inform you that the #BookerPrize for fiction was not attributed to me for any of my #literature.
It was conferred - and rightly so - to the writer #DavidSzalay for his novel 'Flesh'.
Congratulations David!
(I have earned the right to be a little jealous, haven't I?)
#vss365
#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
#Literature is that book you can put on your head without looking too ridiculous... at least if you are Victor Hugo 😜
#vss365
"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
#vss365
"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
"Look! I wrote poetry!"
"That's not poetry, that's prose. Poetry needs to rhyme and have a metered rhythm."
"Sounds complicated. An idea: if I use enluminures, could it at least become #literature?"
"🙄"
#vss365
"I have a problem with #language: I don't understand anything!"
"Did you try some of the translating AIs?"
"Yeah, not prefect yet."
"Ah! Try the Babell Fish: Ford Prefect slipped one in Arthur Dent's hear. It translate all alien #language."
(Thanks to Douglas Adams for The Hitchhiker's...)
"I have a problem with #language: I don't understand anything!"
"Did you try some of the translating AIs?"
"Yeah, not prefect yet."
"Ah! Try the Babell Fish: Ford Prefect slipped one in Arthur Dent's hear. It translate all alien #language."
(Thanks to Douglas Adams for The Hitchhiker's...)
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
#vss365
"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"
"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
#vss365
"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"
"What will you go as for the #halloween party?"
"I wanted to go as Superman, but you cannot find a phone booth any more!"
"Yeah, I see the problem. You could go as a bag of rice?!"
"😕"