Albert Alexander
@albertalexander.bsky.social
Surrealist food reviews, unconventional dinners.
www.albertalexander.com
www.albertalexander.com
Just Windexed all my mirrors and I feel like I moved up an entire social class
February 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just Windexed all my mirrors and I feel like I moved up an entire social class
A nice home-braised rack of lamb with one of my favorite people in the world. Saved the braising liquid and reduced it down, now it's a phenomenal sauce for chicken, scrambled eggs, anything you like!
January 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
A nice home-braised rack of lamb with one of my favorite people in the world. Saved the braising liquid and reduced it down, now it's a phenomenal sauce for chicken, scrambled eggs, anything you like!
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Now, shirtlessly eating butter-basted ribeye alone in my studio with the music up and the lights low, is not one of those times
December 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Now, shirtlessly eating butter-basted ribeye alone in my studio with the music up and the lights low, is not one of those times
Sweet potato tarte tatin with homemade harissa. I grew up in Texas having big thanksgivings with many different forms of potato, and candied yams were always my favorite, so this feels super nostalgic for me
December 6, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Sweet potato tarte tatin with homemade harissa. I grew up in Texas having big thanksgivings with many different forms of potato, and candied yams were always my favorite, so this feels super nostalgic for me
Wait the lottery has gamefaqs?
October 12, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Wait the lottery has gamefaqs?
So grateful for my genetics. Can you imagine what it would be like to not have genes? #fit
September 7, 2023 at 6:26 PM
So grateful for my genetics. Can you imagine what it would be like to not have genes? #fit
The original A&W restaurant in Lodi, CA brews their root beer onsite from cane sugar and raw spices. It is served in a frosty mug alongside Americana classics. Honestly the crispest, most effervescent fries I've ever eaten, and zingy sauces really liven up the burgers and cheese curds. Amazing food.
July 8, 2023 at 11:15 PM
The original A&W restaurant in Lodi, CA brews their root beer onsite from cane sugar and raw spices. It is served in a frosty mug alongside Americana classics. Honestly the crispest, most effervescent fries I've ever eaten, and zingy sauces really liven up the burgers and cheese curds. Amazing food.
Berkeley detritus
July 1, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Berkeley detritus
The Taco Bell arc is inevitably scatological
June 23, 2023 at 2:07 AM
The Taco Bell arc is inevitably scatological
coming soon: the no-holds-barred dystopian future food replacement review you didn't know you needed
June 5, 2023 at 6:39 PM
coming soon: the no-holds-barred dystopian future food replacement review you didn't know you needed
Splashed out and got a $5 loofah. Color contrast double layer mesh. Might seen indulgent to you but quality lasts, it's an investment. More importantly there's no flop at all, this mf is TIGHT
May 22, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Splashed out and got a $5 loofah. Color contrast double layer mesh. Might seen indulgent to you but quality lasts, it's an investment. More importantly there's no flop at all, this mf is TIGHT
Just a normal Saturday night
May 21, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Just a normal Saturday night
This morning I woke up too early and went back to bed. I dreamed about getting an extra hour of sleep. An hour later, I'm awake.
Maybe the world does make sense after all
Maybe the world does make sense after all
May 21, 2023 at 2:24 PM
This morning I woke up too early and went back to bed. I dreamed about getting an extra hour of sleep. An hour later, I'm awake.
Maybe the world does make sense after all
Maybe the world does make sense after all
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the d stands for drink responsibly https://wapo.st/3WctTyQ
May 17, 2023 at 4:13 PM
the d stands for drink responsibly https://wapo.st/3WctTyQ
@danielle.bsky.social the yoko ono / four loko collaboration was brief but beautiful, remember pulling all nighters while wired on this stuff back in art school?
disclaimer: none of this is true
disclaimer: none of this is true
May 13, 2023 at 4:51 PM
@danielle.bsky.social the yoko ono / four loko collaboration was brief but beautiful, remember pulling all nighters while wired on this stuff back in art school?
disclaimer: none of this is true
disclaimer: none of this is true
I no longer have anxiety dreams about being late to a college exam. Now I dream that the test is no longer important because the campus is being destroyed by an apocalyptic flood
May 5, 2023 at 7:07 PM
I no longer have anxiety dreams about being late to a college exam. Now I dream that the test is no longer important because the campus is being destroyed by an apocalyptic flood
I just realized I'm actually 36 not 37 and it feels like I've been given an extra year of life
May 4, 2023 at 7:33 PM
I just realized I'm actually 36 not 37 and it feels like I've been given an extra year of life
Just saw Caroline Polachek at the Paramount, along with 1,000 20-year-olds singing along to every word. It reminded me of my first rock show, Arcade Fire, when I was 16. Back then it was harder to find good music and fellow fans. I'm glad it's easier now. The world always needs more magic.
May 3, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Just saw Caroline Polachek at the Paramount, along with 1,000 20-year-olds singing along to every word. It reminded me of my first rock show, Arcade Fire, when I was 16. Back then it was harder to find good music and fellow fans. I'm glad it's easier now. The world always needs more magic.
Did you buy Soylent™ from a street dealer? Don't forget your test strips! If the brass turns black, you've got a bad batch. Always happy to share my shop if you don't have the right kit.
(with @vwoo.bsky.social)
(with @vwoo.bsky.social)
May 1, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Did you buy Soylent™ from a street dealer? Don't forget your test strips! If the brass turns black, you've got a bad batch. Always happy to share my shop if you don't have the right kit.
(with @vwoo.bsky.social)
(with @vwoo.bsky.social)