Albi
@albeey.bsky.social
Turbo simp, professional coffee gifter
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My New Year’s resolution is to let a woman financially ruin me
January 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
My New Year’s resolution is to let a woman financially ruin me
The need to be someone’s cuck will never not be my most burning need
January 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The need to be someone’s cuck will never not be my most burning need
Wearing a chastity cage is honestly the best reminder that women will always be better than me
January 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wearing a chastity cage is honestly the best reminder that women will always be better than me
I stand by white dudes like me should be cucks and caged for their wives
January 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I stand by white dudes like me should be cucks and caged for their wives
Is anyone willing to sell me some used gym socks? Happy to pay a reasonable price! Men and women and everyone in between welcome :)
January 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Is anyone willing to sell me some used gym socks? Happy to pay a reasonable price! Men and women and everyone in between welcome :)
Being called a loser is the best feeling in the world 🫶
January 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Being called a loser is the best feeling in the world 🫶
It’s time for my first simp post of 2025! If you want me to buy you something just DM me calling me a loser with a link to what you want! :)
January 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It’s time for my first simp post of 2025! If you want me to buy you something just DM me calling me a loser with a link to what you want! :)
Merry Cuckmas! The first ten people to send me an insulting DM, I’ll send $25 :)
December 25, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Merry Cuckmas! The first ten people to send me an insulting DM, I’ll send $25 :)
Being a cuck is the greatest honour a man can ever have
December 15, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Being a cuck is the greatest honour a man can ever have
I’m day 85 of self inflicted chastity and it’s becoming hell 😭
December 13, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I’m day 85 of self inflicted chastity and it’s becoming hell 😭
I’m almost certain I was born to be a cuckold pay pig
December 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I’m almost certain I was born to be a cuckold pay pig
If you’d like a coffee or a drink this weekend drop me your cashapp or venmo :)
December 7, 2024 at 6:24 PM
If you’d like a coffee or a drink this weekend drop me your cashapp or venmo :)
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How to simplify your life in one easy step:
December 5, 2024 at 9:42 PM
How to simplify your life in one easy step:
Good morning Bluesky :) the coffee simps back. Message me to have your morning coffee paid for!
December 6, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Good morning Bluesky :) the coffee simps back. Message me to have your morning coffee paid for!
I just got my Christmas bonus and want to be a true simp. Let me know what you rent us and I’ll try and cover it :) first person to message me!
December 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I just got my Christmas bonus and want to be a true simp. Let me know what you rent us and I’ll try and cover it :) first person to message me!
If anyone wants ten bucks for a coffee, drop me a message :) 🐷💰
December 6, 2024 at 12:43 AM
If anyone wants ten bucks for a coffee, drop me a message :) 🐷💰
If you want $10 for a coffee or something today, drop me a message :)
December 5, 2024 at 8:04 AM
If you want $10 for a coffee or something today, drop me a message :)
The next 5 people to DM me I’ll send $25 to celebrate my birthday :)
December 4, 2024 at 1:09 PM
The next 5 people to DM me I’ll send $25 to celebrate my birthday :)
My addiction to mean women is probably the best addiction I could have
December 4, 2024 at 12:16 PM
My addiction to mean women is probably the best addiction I could have
@kylietcheung.bsky.social this account is pretending to be you to try and scam 🫶
December 4, 2024 at 11:29 AM
@kylietcheung.bsky.social this account is pretending to be you to try and scam 🫶
@littledignity.bsky.social someone just tried scamming me pretending to be you 😭
December 4, 2024 at 11:27 AM
@littledignity.bsky.social someone just tried scamming me pretending to be you 😭
My daily Pokémon tcg pocket pack opening is the only thing keeping me going at this point
December 2, 2024 at 7:47 AM
My daily Pokémon tcg pocket pack opening is the only thing keeping me going at this point
I’m obsessed with the idea of a matriarchy
December 1, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I’m obsessed with the idea of a matriarchy
Every time my bills come out of my account I feel like my heart bleeds a little
December 1, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Every time my bills come out of my account I feel like my heart bleeds a little