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birb esha ♡
@alastantial.bsky.social
24 y/o | she/her | #appleradio smut writer | pfp by the beautiful @/kawanocy (x) | #eshadrabbles | server mod for @appleradiohotel.bsky.social | #lucilith endgame truther | minors dni!!
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(1/10) I don’t usually speak publicly about fandom disputes, but after the past year I feel it’s important to share what I’ve been experiencing in the Hazbin Hotel fandom.
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Preorders for my new #alastor merch are up!! Holiday deer as well as Human Al. Plus some good ol Al x Chair standees because he was so silly in that ep

#hazbinhotel kanmurudesigns.etsy.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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You know exactly where you've seen that sweater before, Vaggie.

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #RadioApple
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
why would you do this to me
So like…

Do you think Lucifer was told from the beginning he can’t kill sinners?

Or do you think centuries into it, something finally happened, and he tried to murder someone for it but couldn’t? And his heart broke all over again when he realized how damned he really was?

*twirls my hair*
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
VIV PLS GIVE ME A HINT OF MADMAID IN THE LAST TWO EPISODES I BEG OF YOU
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I'm in love with the "Alastor becomes the Morningstar weapon" theory so here's my super serious and legit take on it:
#radioapple #hazbinhotel
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i’m rly disappointed w/ lucifer’s character arc in s2 so far. they flattened him into someone weak & naively foolish, stripping away the depth & ambiguity that made him compelling in s1. in hindsight, i should’ve taken jeremy’s comment about lucifer being gullible this season a lot more seriously.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
im stealing this from @lgwonder.bsky.social

SPIN BITCH SPINNNNN
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
top alastor fans pls don’t come for me again like you did after episode 4 😔
they really turned alastor into a full-on bratty bottom this season and i’m living for it
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
they really turned alastor into a full-on bratty bottom this season and i’m living for it
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
yEAH LUTE FUCK HIM UP
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
alastor you sassy son of a bitch
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
bet
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
can i just say

this did NOT age well lmaoo
I’m off to sleep !
Hopefully the dumb blonde devil doesn’t doom us all when I wake up
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“women in stem” is fucking crazyyyy 😭 like vox you egotistical son of a bitch anskks
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Also Al just showing up in different chairs throughout the episode was a FABULOUS running gag.

He is ✨ That Bitch✨💅
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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anyway the whole "Alastor may become Lucifer's 'hand' to punish sinners" theory is becoming stronger and stronger
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i’M frOm fUCkiNg fLOriDA
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
SERA DIDNT GIVE A FUCKKKKK LMAOOO
WDYM CHARLIE SCREAMED FOR LUCIFER AND SERA DIDN'T EVEN TURN AROUND??
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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I’m on something. Trust me.
#radioapple Executioner WIP.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
ajsjkwka watching the new episodes while drugged up on strong meds is CRAZYYY this shit feels like a fever dream
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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I need Lucifer making Alastor whimper.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Oh I totally forgot this one 🤣 #lucifermorningstar
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM