Bandit Heeler's burner
@alaskanoutside.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Union member, and Leftist. Alaskan by birth, Oregonian by choice. Anti-fascist is my default setting.
Why on earth would anyone compare two of the most unimaginative, bland and tiresome meals ever? Also this cowards turned off replies and quote posts. They know the influences from colonization are the only bright spots in their cuisine.
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Why on earth would anyone compare two of the most unimaginative, bland and tiresome meals ever? Also this cowards turned off replies and quote posts. They know the influences from colonization are the only bright spots in their cuisine.
Reading this list of No Kings locations like, "Yeah, uh-huh, okay, sure-sure, of course, wait... Healy? Gustavus? Oh shit, Alaska turned out!"
*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.
*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Reading this list of No Kings locations like, "Yeah, uh-huh, okay, sure-sure, of course, wait... Healy? Gustavus? Oh shit, Alaska turned out!"
*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.
*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.
Looking through pics from No Kings today and Wife noticed I stopped smiling when we started walking. She appreciated, but was not thrilled, by my response that I was watching for chuds and/or vehicle attacks.
But we're the violent ones.
But we're the violent ones.
October 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looking through pics from No Kings today and Wife noticed I stopped smiling when we started walking. She appreciated, but was not thrilled, by my response that I was watching for chuds and/or vehicle attacks.
But we're the violent ones.
But we're the violent ones.
All the focus is on Portland, but, as you can clearly see in this pic from today's No Kings rally, Gresham is also besieged by violent anti fascist terrorists.
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
All the focus is on Portland, but, as you can clearly see in this pic from today's No Kings rally, Gresham is also besieged by violent anti fascist terrorists.
Ice cream at the park with my kids this afternoon in war-torn Portland.
October 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ice cream at the park with my kids this afternoon in war-torn Portland.
Your hot take is hot garbage. Stay mad, but keep hoping your team brings home the Lombardi Trophy.
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Your hot take is hot garbage. Stay mad, but keep hoping your team brings home the Lombardi Trophy.
What the fuck?
August 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What the fuck?
She did the Dril tweet!
August 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
She did the Dril tweet!
3 y/o saw these at the grocery store and insisted we get them now because they might run out and not have any more, and I'm left wondering how she understands tariffs better than the Trump administration.
August 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
3 y/o saw these at the grocery store and insisted we get them now because they might run out and not have any more, and I'm left wondering how she understands tariffs better than the Trump administration.
This app has absolutely no time for humor or self-reflection.
August 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This app has absolutely no time for humor or self-reflection.
Years ago, on the other app, I pointed out to this fuckwad that he is an honorary (not real) cop in some shithole Idaho town while he lives in California. He blocked me. This is the same publicity/clout grift just a different badge. Y'know, if ICE used badges.
August 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Years ago, on the other app, I pointed out to this fuckwad that he is an honorary (not real) cop in some shithole Idaho town while he lives in California. He blocked me. This is the same publicity/clout grift just a different badge. Y'know, if ICE used badges.
When the service van you use as your personal vehicle isn't creepy enough...
August 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When the service van you use as your personal vehicle isn't creepy enough...
Lucy's "fine, don't share your mac & cheese" look is very similar to her "whatever you're doing isn't as important as giving me pets and I'm not happy about your priorities" look.
July 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lucy's "fine, don't share your mac & cheese" look is very similar to her "whatever you're doing isn't as important as giving me pets and I'm not happy about your priorities" look.
Did you read the article or just get mad at the headline and post your anger?
July 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Did you read the article or just get mad at the headline and post your anger?
I know, I know not all disabilities are visible, etc, etc, but mutherfucker if you're climbing in and out of this truck and have the ability to use that farm jack you can leave the front door parking spot for someone else.
July 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I know, I know not all disabilities are visible, etc, etc, but mutherfucker if you're climbing in and out of this truck and have the ability to use that farm jack you can leave the front door parking spot for someone else.
This is how fancy people announce to the world they're expecting to shit liquid later.
July 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is how fancy people announce to the world they're expecting to shit liquid later.
She's a good dog. She's a pretty dog. She's a pretty good dog.
July 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She's a good dog. She's a pretty dog. She's a pretty good dog.
Wife wanted more dino nuggets and I wanted to hear her laugh. Success!
July 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Wife wanted more dino nuggets and I wanted to hear her laugh. Success!
I'm a union sheet metal fabricator. My wife was a union carpenter. We maintain our division of labor.
July 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm a union sheet metal fabricator. My wife was a union carpenter. We maintain our division of labor.
I went to a Portland Pickles game with some friends last summer and thought this "Unemployed Mascot" was just hilarious. Y'all, just now, while telling someone about it, I finally got the joke.
July 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I went to a Portland Pickles game with some friends last summer and thought this "Unemployed Mascot" was just hilarious. Y'all, just now, while telling someone about it, I finally got the joke.
Yeah y'all it feels like it's all shit right now. So be sure to recognize and appreciate the moments when it doesn't feel like that.
July 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Yeah y'all it feels like it's all shit right now. So be sure to recognize and appreciate the moments when it doesn't feel like that.
Canadian Customs Agent, "Nah, we've got people here that can handle that," as he spins OP 180° and directs them back to the, now empty, plane with a gentle but assertive smack on the ass.
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Canadian Customs Agent, "Nah, we've got people here that can handle that," as he spins OP 180° and directs them back to the, now empty, plane with a gentle but assertive smack on the ass.