Alasdair Johnstone
@alasdairjohnstone.com
Product marketing @Google
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Opinions my own, hopefully
Tech ✨ climate 🌊 urbanism 🌇 shitposts🌭
From r/cats : someone left voice-to-text notes enabled while trying to stop their cat attacking cables behind the desk
April 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
From r/cats : someone left voice-to-text notes enabled while trying to stop their cat attacking cables behind the desk
Based woke grok
January 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Based woke grok
Oh dang is it caturday?
November 27, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Oh dang is it caturday?
Beatles Fact of the Day:
Every song by The Beatles was actually written by Ringo Starr. He's very modest and gave his less talented friends the credit.
Every song by The Beatles was actually written by Ringo Starr. He's very modest and gave his less talented friends the credit.
November 27, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Beatles Fact of the Day:
Every song by The Beatles was actually written by Ringo Starr. He's very modest and gave his less talented friends the credit.
Every song by The Beatles was actually written by Ringo Starr. He's very modest and gave his less talented friends the credit.
hold up, I thought they were doing these for free
November 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
hold up, I thought they were doing these for free
The Washington Post is advertising on Twitter again
November 11, 2024 at 2:37 AM
The Washington Post is advertising on Twitter again
If it makes you feel any better — this was not a good year to be running as an incumbent.
www.ft.com/content/e8ac...
www.ft.com/content/e8ac...
November 7, 2024 at 11:20 PM
If it makes you feel any better — this was not a good year to be running as an incumbent.
www.ft.com/content/e8ac...
www.ft.com/content/e8ac...
Don't love this chart on the front page of the NYT today.
Soft landings feel great until the floor gives out.
Soft landings feel great until the floor gives out.
November 7, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Don't love this chart on the front page of the NYT today.
Soft landings feel great until the floor gives out.
Soft landings feel great until the floor gives out.
Elon should probably read up on how this panned out for the first wave of oligarchs who rode Putin's coattails to power
November 7, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Elon should probably read up on how this panned out for the first wave of oligarchs who rode Putin's coattails to power
