Alasdair Johnstone
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Alasdair Johnstone
@alasdairjohnstone.com
Product marketing @Google
Opinions my own, hopefully
Tech ✨ climate 🌊 urbanism 🌇 shitposts🌭
April 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
From r/cats : someone left voice-to-text notes enabled while trying to stop their cat attacking cables behind the desk
April 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
January 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Based woke grok
January 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh dang is it caturday?
November 27, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Beatles Fact of the Day:

Every song by The Beatles was actually written by Ringo Starr. He's very modest and gave his less talented friends the credit.
November 27, 2024 at 10:42 PM
November 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM
hold up, I thought they were doing these for free
November 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
uh oh
November 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM
The Washington Post is advertising on Twitter again
November 11, 2024 at 2:37 AM
If it makes you feel any better — this was not a good year to be running as an incumbent.

www.ft.com/content/e8ac...
November 7, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Don't love this chart on the front page of the NYT today.

Soft landings feel great until the floor gives out.
November 7, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Elon should probably read up on how this panned out for the first wave of oligarchs who rode Putin's coattails to power
November 7, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Get ready
November 7, 2024 at 2:45 AM