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Bill Maher watching a basketball game is like watching a dog at the dog park for the first time-- Where am I?
Why am I here?
What the fuck is going on?
2-time Major winner and lifelong POS racist, #Fuzzy has descended into hell to be a black waiter at Augusta National...in 1961
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Very sorry, Seattle."

- Canada
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
When Yankees lose tonight, this will be the most talked about image amongst the Ryder Cup crowd
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Zaprudering of the drink throwing on Monday morning sports bro-shows is comical #RyderCup
September 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When you're worried other stalkers are stalking your 'boyfriend' #RyderCup #Bethpage
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
September 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
U.S. Ryder Cup fans now going wild if the team hits a green in regulation. #RyderCup #Bethpage
a man in a suit is waving an american flag while two men sit at a table
ALT: a man in a suit is waving an american flag while two men sit at a table
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I fear for Europe's chances in the Ryder Cup.
The USA team must be bloody strong to leave out a player like Donald Trump, who wins every tournament he enters.
September 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The Yankees had a moment of silence for a guy who was racist like Steinbrenner, homophobic like Harrelson, and incapable of throwing to first like Knoblauch.
September 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Was walking the dog. Is he still undefeated?
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Ironically, of the 12% of Walmart shoppers who know who Walton Goggins is, 81% call him Walter Goggins
June 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This #USOPEN rough is tougher than tarrif math
June 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Scheffler should be 6-over after 9
May 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Someone has pictures of someone.

How do some of the biggest names in golf end up on a garbage golf course for a franken-bank-of-no-repute?

#TruistChampionship
May 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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it’s kinda crazy the image went viral, it’s so quick haha youtu.be/4ww6r-R_5_s?...
I got drafted?
YouTube video by Son of a Boy Dad
youtu.be
April 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Why? Is 'Magic Mike' in town?
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Apr 21
Monday's Serie A fixtures have been postponed following the death of Pope Francis, the Italian league has announced.
Italian soccer pauses as Pope Francis dies at 88
Monday's Serie A fixtures have been postponed following the death of Pope Francis, the Italian league has announced.
spr.ly
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The Vegas Golden Knights jerseys are very Vegas Golden Knights-y.*

*In an Excalibur carpeting kinda way
April 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If Jim Nance were a piece of furniture, it would be moderately useful and smell like sandalwood. With 5 ex-wives.
April 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
LeBron's vertical can now be measured in ounces.
April 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh yes, there is an off-season. It's spelled t-a-r-i-f-f-s. #Caterpillar #Cat
April 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bill Maher watching a basketball game is like watching a dog at the dog park for the first time-- Where am I?
Why am I here?
What the fuck is going on?
April 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM