💯 My motto is if you stay ready, you don’t gotta get ready. I do go overboard a bit. The personal fan and multifunction flashlight feel a little extra.

No, that’s not what you think it is. It’s just a personal fan (with bear ears).

Alternative: They Could Be Giants

Had to look him up to make sure it’s not a bit. Still not sure about that.

Your landscaper does your roof and gutters too?! Who are these magical people?

The DeBarge sample really makes it special.

People who use AI think that they’re skipping to the success when they’re skipping to the failure. You begin and end your life as someone who has not written the novel, you did not teach yourself to express what was inside of you, you died without making something that no one else could make.

ScHoolboy Q is so proud rn.

Also if you wiped with your non-dominant hand, does that make you a switch-shitter?