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Alan Ranta
@alanranta.bsky.social
Freelance ranter about music, movies, books and TV since 2004. Bylines in such esteemed outlets as Exclaim!, PopMatters, Bandcamp, CBC Music and the Georgia Straight. Longtime Polaris Prize and Juno Awards juror. (he/him)
Guys, relax. It's just the 3rd inning of a baseball game, according to Larry. The 9th inning is going to be the 2028 election. You see, politics is exactly like a baseball game. 50,000 people die every year from not being able to access baseball games. Baseball is serious. It's a very good metaphor.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Bullshit. Larry sold-out for establishment money. He is just a money mouth now. He no longer has any credibility, thanks to this video. He may as well get a job at Fox. Larry is staunchly in favor of sacrificing 6% of the US population to save Chuck's job, so we are okay with sacrificing him.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Way to be a hypocrite, Larry! You fucking suck, goddamn sell-out. The left does not need spineless wimps like you, endorsing the sacrifice of 6% of the population so you can simp for the establishment. I hope you and Chuckles both get fired. Y'all don't serve anyone but yourselves. Go fuck yourself.
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Looks simple? Questioning the legitimacy of a restaurant located in a corner of a corner store? Your mouth will tell you the truth.
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You're watching it, and you're like, "He gets it." But then you remember he doesn't get it, so you're like, "What am I supposed to do with this?" This movie made me cry, and laugh harder than the Naked Gun reboot, but you can't ignore the blood money. He obviously doesn't need any of our support.
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Weird. Why is Seth Rogan under Seth Rogan, but Keanu and Aziz are switched? Must be an early draft.
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sick.
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
That's so wrong.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"Did you know you can push society to the brink of collapse?"
"Yeah, but why?"
"Why?"
October 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special - TX Date - 29 Oct 1976
YouTube video by Mislaid Comedy Heroes
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October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A ramblin' man's theme song:
youtu.be/FBLccsLQAcA?...
Travelin' Prayer
YouTube video by Earl Scruggs - Topic
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October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Bill Burr's theme song:
youtu.be/MAS8BkgpaVM?...
Every Man Has Got His Own Price
YouTube video by Earl Scruggs - Topic
youtu.be
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Can I use my devastating wit?
October 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM