serving cunt-sumption on the train ride home but jokes on everyone i’m actually as tired as my makeup makes it look
ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance
ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance
April 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
serving cunt-sumption on the train ride home but jokes on everyone i’m actually as tired as my makeup makes it look
ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance
ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance
WONDERFUL NEWS EVERYONE
March 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
WONDERFUL NEWS EVERYONE
rip fumi kitahara, you were one helluva publicist for shrek 😔
March 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
rip fumi kitahara, you were one helluva publicist for shrek 😔
okay but i literally just had brunch with shrek, told him i was so sorry for the loss of his publicist. he shed three tears and thanked me for the condolences
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
okay but i literally just had brunch with shrek, told him i was so sorry for the loss of his publicist. he shed three tears and thanked me for the condolences
and the oscar goes to “the brutalist”, lol 🤪
March 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
and the oscar goes to “the brutalist”, lol 🤪
this is how it feels to *chew five gum
*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes
*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
this is how it feels to *chew five gum
*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes
*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes
i forgot to share the results of our chaotic holiday card i made lmao pls enjoy
January 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i forgot to share the results of our chaotic holiday card i made lmao pls enjoy
i love new york i was sitting at my job and hassidim came in and asked me point blank if i had a menorah and candles— clocked through the window! i didn’t have candles
December 27, 2024 at 1:02 AM
i love new york i was sitting at my job and hassidim came in and asked me point blank if i had a menorah and candles— clocked through the window! i didn’t have candles
is it gauche to put my dead cat on a holiday card (as an angel lmao)
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
is it gauche to put my dead cat on a holiday card (as an angel lmao)
another big sloppy toppy bj for the caption writer this season of love island australia, my guys!!!!
December 11, 2024 at 3:10 AM
another big sloppy toppy bj for the caption writer this season of love island australia, my guys!!!!
can i come over and do this
December 6, 2024 at 2:29 AM
can i come over and do this
take your daughter to work day
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 AM
take your daughter to work day
love island australia needs to give their caption guy a big sloppy bj for this one
November 27, 2024 at 3:19 AM
love island australia needs to give their caption guy a big sloppy bj for this one
it’s feeding the inner child while i chip away at the yoga and spin mines
November 27, 2024 at 12:15 AM
it’s feeding the inner child while i chip away at the yoga and spin mines
makes more sense when you see the sweatshirt
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 PM
makes more sense when you see the sweatshirt