dang my boss is my age and is dating a 50 year old liver transplant surgeon who has the same avoidant attachment style that every guy i dated in my 20s had
April 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
dang my boss is my age and is dating a 50 year old liver transplant surgeon who has the same avoidant attachment style that every guy i dated in my 20s had
not me discovering i didn’t file my 2023 taxes when i just did my 2024 taxes !!!!
April 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
not me discovering i didn’t file my 2023 taxes when i just did my 2024 taxes !!!!
siri why is my feed filled with furries and furry art again — flashbacks to my first week on bluesky 😵💫
April 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
siri why is my feed filled with furries and furry art again — flashbacks to my first week on bluesky 😵💫
serving cunt-sumption on the train ride home but jokes on everyone i’m actually as tired as my makeup makes it look
ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance
ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance
April 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
serving cunt-sumption on the train ride home but jokes on everyone i’m actually as tired as my makeup makes it look
ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance
ps if you are in new york and free on friday you are legally obligated to come to our closing performance
WONDERFUL NEWS EVERYONE
March 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
WONDERFUL NEWS EVERYONE
heartbreaking: i saw a license plate that said ALP4CINO but my hands were full so i couldn’t take a photo 😔
March 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
heartbreaking: i saw a license plate that said ALP4CINO but my hands were full so i couldn’t take a photo 😔
gotta be up for work in 5 hours though heheheh hahaha so torturing my innie as well
March 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
gotta be up for work in 5 hours though heheheh hahaha so torturing my innie as well
submitted my pilates hours and exam while watching the severance finale so my outie can go do yoga in the catskills all weekend and not worry about it!!!!!
March 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
submitted my pilates hours and exam while watching the severance finale so my outie can go do yoga in the catskills all weekend and not worry about it!!!!!
like the moon i too refuse to be photographed well on a phone
March 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
like the moon i too refuse to be photographed well on a phone
teaching 2 more practice classes and a session with the owner and then i can submit my pilates test and be paid money for labor again 🥲
March 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
teaching 2 more practice classes and a session with the owner and then i can submit my pilates test and be paid money for labor again 🥲
one of the worst parts about living in ny isn’t the insane cost of living or the class cognitive dissonance— it’s that if you see a penny you can’t pick it up so all day long you have good luck (because gross)
March 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
one of the worst parts about living in ny isn’t the insane cost of living or the class cognitive dissonance— it’s that if you see a penny you can’t pick it up so all day long you have good luck (because gross)
crying about dolly patron’s husband again
March 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
crying about dolly patron’s husband again
because jellicles CAN and jellicles DO
March 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
because jellicles CAN and jellicles DO
rip fumi kitahara, you were one helluva publicist for shrek 😔
March 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
rip fumi kitahara, you were one helluva publicist for shrek 😔
anyways ANOOOOOOOORA I BEEN SAYING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
March 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
anyways ANOOOOOOOORA I BEEN SAYING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
not hulu crashing before my girl and her movie won
March 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
not hulu crashing before my girl and her movie won
and the oscar goes to “the brutalist”, lol 🤪
March 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
and the oscar goes to “the brutalist”, lol 🤪
not trying to be insensitive to the oscars in memoriam but apparently shrek’s publicist died ?????
March 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
not trying to be insensitive to the oscars in memoriam but apparently shrek’s publicist died ?????
sean baker thanking sex workers on the oscar’s stage!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
March 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
sean baker thanking sex workers on the oscar’s stage!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
this is how it feels to *chew five gum
*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes
*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
this is how it feels to *chew five gum
*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes
*adopt kittens who like to hang out with your dead cat’s ashes
don’t follow me on letterboxd if you think you are smarter than movies
February 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
don’t follow me on letterboxd if you think you are smarter than movies
big day for high school alanna— one of my celebrity crushes from my teens came in to my work to take yoga and he complimented my orange tinted glasses and my hair, and then said goodbye to me 3x after class— celebrities don’t get me nervous but i was FLUSTERED
February 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
big day for high school alanna— one of my celebrity crushes from my teens came in to my work to take yoga and he complimented my orange tinted glasses and my hair, and then said goodbye to me 3x after class— celebrities don’t get me nervous but i was FLUSTERED
blink twice could’ve been so good if zoe kravitz wasn’t a nepo baby
February 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
blink twice could’ve been so good if zoe kravitz wasn’t a nepo baby
