The comma is going to haunt me.

Harsh words from the affirmation on a day where nobody got up early enough to make morning coffee.

It’s Earth, right? This is the bug planet?

Game recognizes game.

Choosing to believe the em dash means these were written by a sappy millennial rather than AI.

Happy birthday, Roxi!

Lest anyone think that I am able to learn anything, please know that I poured from my empty cup all day and also allowed myself to start pouring from tomorrow's empty cup as well.

It’s okay. We’ll workshop it.

I meant to start a few days ago, so today y’all get a three-fer. How lucky!

Some days need more cream and kindness.

Don’t rush your roast. Good things take time.

Your smile lifts more than any triple shot.