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@alannatriste.bsky.social
She/Her, Not sad, Just a nerd, Trans newbie, ADHD, Certified Forklift Trainer, All beers deserve love
There's so much in the world that I can't control and so much of it is just so demoralizingly evil that it gets hard to remember to take care of what I can control. So I'll just be over here taking my Thursday night injection on a Friday afternoon like a good (if forgetful), little girl.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There's so much in the world that I can't control and so much of it is just so demoralizingly evil that it gets hard to remember to take care of what I can control. So I'll just be over here taking my Thursday night injection on a Friday afternoon like a good (if forgetful), little girl.
It will never not be offensive to me that the health insurance industry even exists. Their sole purpose is to extract as much wealth as possible from sick people while fighting to deny them the care they need.
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It will never not be offensive to me that the health insurance industry even exists. Their sole purpose is to extract as much wealth as possible from sick people while fighting to deny them the care they need.
Just when I was getting over this, my mom had to go and call me by my name for the first time. If anyone needs me, I’ll be off in a corner crying for the next several metric years.
I just heard Lamb Chop tell me that trans rights are human rights, so it's gonna be a minute before I'm okay again.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just when I was getting over this, my mom had to go and call me by my name for the first time. If anyone needs me, I’ll be off in a corner crying for the next several metric years.
I was so engrossed with eating my breakfast sandwich that I got confused when my hand brushed against something, which turned out to be the coffee that @simsarah.bsky.social made for me! What a fantastic morning this afternoon is!
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I was so engrossed with eating my breakfast sandwich that I got confused when my hand brushed against something, which turned out to be the coffee that @simsarah.bsky.social made for me! What a fantastic morning this afternoon is!
It's an historical fact that I would like most of SCOTUS to do unpleasant and anatomically unlikely things to themselves.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's an historical fact that I would like most of SCOTUS to do unpleasant and anatomically unlikely things to themselves.
I just heard Lamb Chop tell me that trans rights are human rights, so it's gonna be a minute before I'm okay again.
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just heard Lamb Chop tell me that trans rights are human rights, so it's gonna be a minute before I'm okay again.
The world may be a dumpster fire and I may be in constant pain, but at least I painted my nails. Badly, of course, but I did it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The world may be a dumpster fire and I may be in constant pain, but at least I painted my nails. Badly, of course, but I did it.
It’s come to my attention that you should really just never like anything ever.
September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s come to my attention that you should really just never like anything ever.
I need to have this color sit unused in my bathroom because I’m always too tired to paint my nails so badly.
the Supreme Thursday Injection Gang is pleased to report yet another flawless right leg injection, and also that my nails match the syringe that was just in me which is fun
August 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I need to have this color sit unused in my bathroom because I’m always too tired to paint my nails so badly.
Sorry I spent so much of that time trying to convince everyone that you had married a man. Love you!
Eleven years ago today I married the very prettiest princess. Best life choice ever.
Happy Anniversary @alannatriste.bsky.social
Happy Anniversary @alannatriste.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sorry I spent so much of that time trying to convince everyone that you had married a man. Love you!
Anybody know how the brand OXO is supposed to be pronounced? I was starting to just send their customer service a silly little message, but physical address was a required field and duck that.
June 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Anybody know how the brand OXO is supposed to be pronounced? I was starting to just send their customer service a silly little message, but physical address was a required field and duck that.
I got gendered correctly by a three year old first cousin once-removed at dinner last night and that felt kind of nice.
June 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I got gendered correctly by a three year old first cousin once-removed at dinner last night and that felt kind of nice.
Send a stranger some love today.
May 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Send a stranger some love today.
Brains are weird, especially with what they come up with for dreams. One night they can craft a bespoke horror film that makes you never want to close your eyes again and the next it can send you on a heartwarming journey to reconnect with anyone who has ever shown you love and compassion.
April 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Brains are weird, especially with what they come up with for dreams. One night they can craft a bespoke horror film that makes you never want to close your eyes again and the next it can send you on a heartwarming journey to reconnect with anyone who has ever shown you love and compassion.
It’s my birthday, so you have to be nice to everyone because that’s what a fucking decent person does.
April 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s my birthday, so you have to be nice to everyone because that’s what a fucking decent person does.
It's always painful when you come across a banger of a quote from a bad person.
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's always painful when you come across a banger of a quote from a bad person.
Sometimes absolutely nothing sparks joy and all there is is appeasing the small tyrant you invited into your house. (She’s a cat. It will not work.)
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sometimes absolutely nothing sparks joy and all there is is appeasing the small tyrant you invited into your house. (She’s a cat. It will not work.)
Absolutely tragic consultation with a laser hair removal place today. They were perfectly lovely, but were very open that there was little they could do for me with all my grays. I knew it would be a problem with laser, but I guess wasn’t really prepared to deal with it. Came home in tears.
January 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Absolutely tragic consultation with a laser hair removal place today. They were perfectly lovely, but were very open that there was little they could do for me with all my grays. I knew it would be a problem with laser, but I guess wasn’t really prepared to deal with it. Came home in tears.
I’m sad when nobody is talking to me and then almost instantly overwhelmed when anyone is talking to me. Why, brain? Why?
January 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’m sad when nobody is talking to me and then almost instantly overwhelmed when anyone is talking to me. Why, brain? Why?
If you want people to click your scam link, you really need to offer more than 10% off.
January 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you want people to click your scam link, you really need to offer more than 10% off.
Root beer floats fix me.
January 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Root beer floats fix me.
Still the mantra.
My job is to love myself more than this world hates me
January 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Still the mantra.
All in all, spent a nice hour of my afternoon accomplishing nothing but running down the battery in the car.
Then went down to CVS to get my COVID vaccine. They were unable to verify my insurance, maybe because they were fumbling with my new name but who knows. Given the choice of paying $200 cash (like I have that) to get the shot anyway or straightening things out with insurance and trying again later.
Rushed out the door to try to get a package dropped off at the post office. Got there like a minute before closing and saw about a dozen people already in line. Thought to myself that I don’t need to make them stay even later past close or have to kick me out so I gave up and will try tomorrow.
December 16, 2024 at 11:22 PM
All in all, spent a nice hour of my afternoon accomplishing nothing but running down the battery in the car.
Then went down to CVS to get my COVID vaccine. They were unable to verify my insurance, maybe because they were fumbling with my new name but who knows. Given the choice of paying $200 cash (like I have that) to get the shot anyway or straightening things out with insurance and trying again later.
Rushed out the door to try to get a package dropped off at the post office. Got there like a minute before closing and saw about a dozen people already in line. Thought to myself that I don’t need to make them stay even later past close or have to kick me out so I gave up and will try tomorrow.
December 16, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Then went down to CVS to get my COVID vaccine. They were unable to verify my insurance, maybe because they were fumbling with my new name but who knows. Given the choice of paying $200 cash (like I have that) to get the shot anyway or straightening things out with insurance and trying again later.