Alan Machnik
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Alan Machnik
@alanmachnik.bsky.social
Engineering Director. Comedy Writer. Husband. Father. 70% bacon, 40% bad at arithmetic.

Once fired from Ann Summers for getting Chas and Dave to do a stock take...
I still can't believe they split and one of them became 50 Cent.
September 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I feel like a million doll hairs.
September 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Kickstart
Terry & June
Airwolf
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
😂🤘🏼
August 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM