Alan Hylands
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Alan Hylands
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Data nerd and occasional writer (alanhylands.com).
Nice one Sonny, nice one Son. The word legend is vastly over-used these days but it doesn't even get close to what this man has been for Spurs. Build the statue. One of the best, good luck with what comes next. #COYS
August 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Oh what a night #COYS
May 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
We've got Alli, Dele Alli,
I just don't think you understand.
He only cost 5 mill, He's better than Ozil,
We've got Dele Alli.
March 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I've a funny feeling the ever wonderful @davidsquires.bsky.social might get a little more mileage out of this old favourite this week. Ange on the brink and the stadium sounds like it's clear on who is to blame. #COYS
January 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
January 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Messi knew. Big Fraser Spurs MotM tonight.
December 12, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I have a cunning plan for a short-term replacement. Would still have more confidence in Pat now than the other options.
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Nice, the green screen is a proper flashback. Our 2nd computer was an Amstrad 464 Plus, they managed to squeeze absolutely everything out of it with some great games up to the mid 90s when the Amiga had really taken over. Wish I'd held onto this and the Commodore Plus 4 now.
November 21, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Age yourself with your first computer
November 20, 2024 at 9:16 AM
What’s one petty thing you’re going to be salty about for the rest of your life?

No trauma dumping please, keep it light.
November 18, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Introduce yourself with four video games:
November 17, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Come on you Spurs.
November 10, 2024 at 3:33 PM
One of those days when nothing goes right. #COYS
October 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Mate.
September 29, 2024 at 5:41 PM